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Old Sat, Nov-20-10, 23:26
harvard harvard is offline
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Plan: neanderthin
Stats: 155/153/140 Male 69 inches

Like it a lot!
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  #77   ^
Old Tue, Jan-11-11, 05:13
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Posts: 76
Plan: General low carb
Stats: 120/120/120 Female 165cm
Location: South East UK

Love it!!!
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  #78   ^
Old Sat, Jan-15-11, 16:34
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cheftonyga cheftonyga is offline
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Plan: atkins
Stats: 190/134/125 Female 5'2"
Default awesome.


Originally Posted by Rosebud
Hello to all newbies!
Yes, you're welcome here!
Doing Doctor Atkins?
Then read the book, my dear!

Prefer another eating plan?
If LC, all work well.
Just get that information
And everything will gel.

Want to try and wing it?
Please don't even try
You need the information
So find the book, then buy.

Feeling somewhat dizzy?
Potassium you need.
Feeling awfully hungry?
Well, have yourself a feed.

Don't try to do it low cal
You'll slow the weight loss down
And also - you'll lose muscle.
And won't that make you frown!

Having painful leg cramps?
That hurts, I know it does.
You may need calcium tablets
With magnesium becuz...

...They work the best together -
Cal Mag as two to one
One thousand and five hundred
You'll need. It can be done!

Poo is seeming different?
Either hard or loose?
Try some psyllium powder
And don't be such a goose!

Wee is also different?
Gone a funny yellow?
It's only the B vitamins
No need to roar and bellow!

Coming out in bruises?
Gums are sore and bleeding?
Yep - it's supplements again.
It's Vitamin C you're needing.

Craving lots of sweet stuff?
Then keep Induction "clean."
Avoid the "false and funny" foods
And try L-Glutamine.

And don't forget to exercise
At home or in the gym.
You'll burn that fat much faster then
And soon be looking slim.

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Old Mon, Dec-12-11, 14:30
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leeleepr23 leeleepr23 is offline
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Posts: 5
Plan: Dr. Frank Suarez
Stats: 168/168/135 Female 5 feet 6 inches

loved the poem!!!! it is definitely helpful and funny
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Old Thu, Nov-08-12, 15:37
laurenloz laurenloz is offline
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Posts: 2
Plan: travel plan
Stats: 187.4/187.4/155 Female 163cm

Great poem! I think this is going to be my little guide that I keep on the fridge for quick reference (and a little giggle everyday).
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Old Fri, Dec-28-12, 09:40
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Namaste! Namaste! is offline
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Posts: 471
Plan: Atkins-ish :)
Stats: 365/243/165 Female 5'6"
Progress: 61%
Location: The Sticks of NC

This is just adorable!
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Old Fri, Mar-22-13, 08:49
lilystaug lilystaug is offline
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Posts: 9
Plan: paleo
Stats: 175/169/140 Female 65"
Progress: 17%
Location: St. Augustine Beach, Fl
Default Great "pome"!

And full of helpful advice. Thanks!
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Old Sun, Apr-14-13, 15:22
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earthwalke earthwalke is offline
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Posts: 62
Plan: Eat Fat Lose Fat
Stats: 125/120/110 Male 62"
Progress: 33%

[QUOTE=SunnyCarol]Thanks for bumping this! I love it! I had a visit from the Woosh Fairy last week! 3 pounds down! I'm almost in the 170's. I don't turn the pee stix colors, but I do lose a lot of fat. 114 pounds gone--no thanks to a little plastic stix!

WOW what a great lose..
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Old Fri, Jan-03-14, 02:07
slaybl slaybl is offline
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Posts: 26
Plan: atkins
Stats: 236/225/190 Male 6'2''
Progress: 24%
Location: midwest

Good advice.
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Old Sat, Jan-21-17, 15:42
Gfusco325 Gfusco325 is offline
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Posts: 2
Plan: Atkins
Stats: 230/227/160 Female 5"4"
Default Worried

It's been 3 weeks there about and I started off loosing, now I seem to be gaining...could trace amounts of sugar in mayo be to blame...or not enough of something... how absolutely exact is the chemistry? Or is it my age...73... wondering...

Last edited by Gfusco325 : Sat, Jan-21-17 at 15:45. Reason: Not really in response to poem...I'm new to forums etc.
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Old Fri, Apr-20-18, 06:21
SilverEm SilverEm is offline
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Posts: 1,081
Plan: LC RPAH/FailSafe
Stats: 137/136/136 Female 67"
Progress: 100%
Location: Maintenance since 2001

Thank you very much for the poem. It is so cute, and I need the chuckle.
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Old Sat, May-12-18, 16:05
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JayLynn JayLynn is offline
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Posts: 14
Plan: Keto, IntermittentFasting
Stats: 330/238/166 Female 67
Progress: 56%

Just found this and will also print it out and put it on the fridge.

Love it, Rosebud!
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