Ok, I've got some gastric delights guaranteed to bring about distress:
waffles dipped in pudding
poutine (it's a canadian thing - french fries smothered in cheese curds, and topped with gravy)
loads of pasta with parmesan and butter
newfie poutine (yep, canadian again! - french fries smothered in stuffing (as in turkey!), cheese curds, and gravy made on fried up hamburger)
Turkey stuffing sandwiches on white bread
saltines slathered with butter
Grilled cheese made with zoodles in the middle
Potato chips dipped in mayo (bbq are the best!)
Raw cookie dough (as in, bought the Pillsbury ready to bake for the sole purpose of eating the dough)
Ramen noodles mixed with process cheese slices
Dark meat chicken nuggets topped with dill pickles & cheez whiz
hashbrowns topped with salsa & sour cream
and....I almost forgot my favorite...hot dogs on white bread with cheese whiz, ketchup & mayo
I, too, am also guilty of the frosting monster. Could eat it straight, or if I felt extra naughty, on bread, cookies or crackers!
Wow. What a list
Was it any wonder I was 300+ lbs?