not me personally, but his doctor did

Hey Penni- you were talking about the L'Oreal Infallible lip color a few weeks back and I finally got some. It's not as drying as the others I've tried, but it's still a bit drying. I have to have stuff on my lips all the time, though. The color I got is Amethyst and I love it!

Got any tips for dark circles under the eyes? I'm currently using a power concealer, and it usually works, but under the special circumstances, I don't know if anything will mask them.

You people are assfaces! I leave to go to the grocery store and then come home and eat. I sign on to see what I missed and the last 4 pages of the last thread are obscene smilies and the first 4 pages of this one are about pulling shit out of yourslef and malformed weenies. WTF?!

I was going to try and get my second cougar today and now I may need to sign off to vomit.

Yeah, I was excited to se a new thread. Until I started reading it!!!!!!!!!! Good thing I have a trash can under my desk to catch the

I think Manda is just trying to scare the lurkers away. About scared ME away, that's for sure. Can we officially ban the word "mucoid" from this thread??

And Manda, just for that...NUM NUMS!!!!!!!!!!!!

I swear by MAC studio f/x concealer.

I've also see them use the yellow or green concealer successfully.

I think Bobbi Brown has some good ones, too. I'd go, tired as a dog, to try them out.

also, don't forget to put a itty bit of blue in the very corner of your eye to make yourself look awake!

oh oh... bobbi brown has something called 'Corrector'

like a face lift in a jar.

Which corner? Inner or outer?

I have green concealer, but it's to tone down the red. The powder concealer I have is kind of yellowish toned, so I think that's why it works.

Hi glad I missed the discussions about shit and a strange shaped penis. You guys were so talkative while I went to pick up my kid from softball practice. She got hit in the jaw with the ball and she is all black and blue so she is laying here next to me with an ice pack saying "I stopped the ball". We have already figured no amount of makeup is going to cover that one up.
She is happy though she got 2nd base which was the position she wanted.

lmao!!!

I know, Manda is evil.

About to pan fry some burgers Dont like them that way, but I am going to drown it in mayo, bacon, and a thick slice of cheddar

ouch! Poor girl!

You know I want to cry everytime I look at her, I know it hurts, it looks awful!

Okay, I'm finished puking. Is it safe?

evening babes! Should I *not* go back and read the first 3 pages of this thread?

okay, read page 1, that's enough. Whoa.