Josie, the fact that you obviously have no hips, I think you mentioned that you were straight up and down causes me to resent you intensely.
For my body type I will always be a “boot cut” kind of gal. And those don’t always fit or help “cheat.” You gotta have back to pull off J.Lo jeans.
I would never want to be preggers if I couldn’t look like Angelina. I know that sounds ridiculous but the sole reason I won’t have kids is because I’m selfish and vain and looking like a hot and sweaty cow (which undoubtedly I would resemble) is not my idea of attractive. That aside, I couldn’t imagine being responsible for another human being’s life. I mean, kids are forever. And you have to help them become sane, reasonably respectable adults. I couldn’t handle it. I’d end up being a parent just like my own, and that’s unfair to inflict upon an innocent soul.
In this day and age to be single over a “certain age” is considered a crime. Particularly when that certain someone isn’t dating and hasn’t dated or had a serious relationship, then you’re even more freak show-ish. As much as my family jokes about me not being married with children and the eternal, when will it happen question comes up, they don’t realistically expect to do either ever or at the very least anytime soon. Then again, neither do I. The reason we do big productions over my graduations/degrees is because it’s the only time I ever get to send out invites to celebrate something I’ve done and have a big party/reception. It makes my mother happy.
Josie, you got the push up bra specifically because you wanted the appearance of boobs. Generally, they don’t fool anyone unless you already have some boobs to put in the bra and therefore make it look a little more realistic. The padding is what usually freaks me out, because I never wanted anyone to hug me or squeeze me because I suspected they could feel the huge cotton wads stuck on my chest and in essence defeats the purpose. I think an even worse situation was wearing a padded push up bra with my falsies and worrying that if I shifted they’d move or fall out, etc. Although I must admit that in the right bra with the right blouse, they did look spectacular. I had this great blouse I got at a total clearance price at Ann Taylor outlet that was a pseudo corset top which I wore on NYE 04 and I had boobs for the first time. It was awesome. I kept thinking, so this is what it’s like to be womanly.
So sorry, PK that you had to sit out yesterday due to migraines. I think headaches are bad, I can’t even imagine what yours must be like.
I don’t think my “ideal” is flawed so much as it reflects the generation I was born in. And no one is really telling me I have to achieve this ideal more so than myself. I want it for ME. I want to be the picture I see in my head for ME. I think maybe somewhere in the back of my mind, I do consider the possibility that I will reach this goal and then no one will be there to appreciate it and maybe its this FLAWED thinking that is keeping me plateaued. I don’t know. I guess I’ve been of the mindset, “You can’t be attractive unless someone is around to appreciate it.” The whole tree in the forest logic. I know, I know. Stop rolling your eyes now, you’ll get another migraine.
I read an interesting quote from that book “Tales from the Scale”, a man once told the author that if you’re skinny and beautiful you can get away with a horrible personality (ie; Paris Hilton or pretty much any supermodel). Although I don’t necessarily agree with the sentiment, I do understand its truth. Society today values beauty over everything else. I’m not saying its right, but I get it.
In regards to Rocks comments:
1) Yes, I’ve embraced the “load of crap”. What other choice do I have? Let’s face it, women are still a commodity, bought and sold and traded. I don’t like it, but I have little choice unless I want to remain single and alone for the remainder of my years. You either play by the rules or get out of the game, it’s that simple. In order to be “competitive” you have to submit to the torture devices. Let’s face it, given the choice would I prefer to be a plain Jane with no makeup, no style, a hairy body and weighing 300 lbs? Yes. That would save me loads of time and money on ridiculousness such as makeup, clothes, hair care products (of which my budget could feed a 3rd world nation – I have A LOT of hair), haircuts, waxing, electrolysis, manicures and pedicures, facials, peels and microdermabrasion (which by the way, has done wonders for my skin!), gym memberships, trainers, etc. Yeah, would I rather stay home and eat chili cheese fries and ice cream and watch endless reruns of the X-Files and Law & Order (all 27 versions)? YES! But do I want to stay living at home with my mother forever? No. Is it possible that a man could find me attractive if I looked like a hairy behemoth? Yes, but then again even hairy behemoth need love I suppose.
2) As for my musician boy, he wasn’t present when his Skeletor resembling GF walked in the bar. So he couldn’t see my reaction to her being there. He was already preparing to go onstage. But in all honesty it doesn’t really matter if he had. Whether I’m confident or not (or appear to be) makes no difference to him when all his focus is on her anyway. I could have been the most confident woman in that room (or at least appeared to be) and it wouldn’t have changed his mind. Nor, would it have affected anyone else. I never understood how people will say “confidence is sexy”. In my mind, I always imagine the person wearing an outfit they have no business in wearing thinking they look good when in reality they look incredibly stupid. Granted, men aren’t going to approach a woman who doesn’t look like she wants to be bothered (most of the time, sometimes they can’t take a hint), but he is also not going to approach a woman he finds grossly unattractive no matter how “confident” she appears to be. Given the choice, men are still going to choose physical traits over everything else, hands down. Men don’t need to be stimulated as much as women do which is why they can tolerate a vapid woman if she’s hot, but women won’t in reverse.
3) When I say what can we do to stop the fashion industry, I’m being hypothetical. It’s a rhetorical question because there isn’t anything we can do to stop the fashion industry. It’s not like global warming where we have a choice or a ways and means to act upon. We all know it’s not going to stop. We don’t really want it to either. We enjoy looking and dreaming of photos of celebrities, it gives us something to occupy our time and fantasise about and not have to dwell on the mundaneness of life. Let’s face it, no one wants to look at “fat people” in fashion magazines. Cruel sad fact of life. We’ve all heard it, so let’s not pretend and try to be PC about it. I’ll say it, I don’t want to look at pictures of people like ME in magazines. If that were the case, I’d stare at a mirror or pictures of me all day and be satiated. I want to look at the “beautiful people”; the dream, the fantasy. Magazines are like books or movies or television – an escape from reality.
4) The reason I’m asexual is not because of my hormones, although for 7 years I was on the Depo shot and when I came off we discovered I had like less than zero estrogen (we’ve since corrected it), the reason is because I don’t look sexual. I’m far too childlike to be considered sexual. My logic has always been, I don’t look like a woman therefore I can’t be sexual because let’s face it, pedophilia while being a fetish to a select group of individuals out there, is creepy and offensive to pretty much everyone else. And when purchasing your bras at the Gap Kids store, well that just about says it all.
5) I think your last statement about not being happy until I can accept myself is true. Perhaps you are correct since I’m NOT perfectly fine as I stand today, what that means is I need to continue working towards my goals before I can feel comfortable enough to share these parts of myself with anyone. As much as I’d like to be in a relationship, I understand that I’m not ready for it and don’t really want it. YET. Until I’m at the stage where I can allow someone in, I can’t ask for something I’m not ready to receive.
Damn, PK I wish the self hate was eating me alive – I’d be 20 lbs. lighter already!!
I'm good at supporting others and I enjoy doing it (it makes me feel useful), just not necessarily good at it for myself. It makes me a good editor and assistant, but not a good individual. And the problem with inner beauty is no one can SEE it!