I have a confession to make...

Yesterday was my birthday and today is me and my wife's anniversary. We have been married 13 years and she still thinks I am great. Or stupid. Something...

IN ANY EVENT, tonight me and my wife went out to dinner at the local Longhorn steakhouse. I stubbornly stuck to my diet; I had the rib eye with a salad and vegetables. YAY ME! I did great UNTIL the manager found out it was our anniversary. "OH WOW, CONGRATULATIONS!!" The manager was so loving and caring that she ran back to the kitchen and brought back the LARGEST HUNK OF CHOCOLATE CAKE, ICE CREAM, AND PUDDING KNOWN TO MAN TODAY OR IN THE PAST!! I stared at this behemoth of a dessert and my mind went blank. Me and my wife split this slab of chocolate deliciousness and it was GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Do I feel guilty? Oh yes. Will I be doing this in the future? Oh no. But it was nice to share this with the most beautiful woman in the world. Here's to another hundred years with her (minus the chocolate diet torpedo!).

Aaahhhh, this is such a sweet post, congrats on your anniversary!!!!

Sheila

I can perfectly imagine the look on your face, when that cake was set in front of you. What the heck. I'm glad you enjoyed it. Life is too short to deprive yourself of special moments. Now get on that treadmill and work off that cake!!

Me and the treadmill are HOMIES now!