Thanks, that worked, and it was a good post. Unfortunately I think it's just going to get worse and worse with the gov't trying to regulate our lives.

yay Jen!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him

Nicole


Hi Lynndee

Was this little girl's name Kay?

Thanks Robin.

Nicole I am so tempted to send that to my mom. She would find it very "NOT FUNNY." I'll be good.

baby killer!

Shit. Now everyone knows. I'm so STUPID!

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.
"Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.'
A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

I could use a happy meal right about now.
I hate EVERYONE at work. EVERY LAST ONE OF THEM. I wish they would all just go away.
Man! I need to do more yoga. and meditation. and drugs.

I am 99% sure I am going to be laid off in June.
Some asshole here told me I'd have a hard time finding another job.
Why do these fuckers even live?

And the network assholes cut off my ability to stream music so I can't listen to my calming solo piano radio

Why are you so sure of that? And who is this asshat? I'll kick him.

In kindergarden Kay was learning about movies - people that were real or imaginary - they picked the wizard of oz.

Tin man - not real all the kids agreed can't be made of metal.

Scarecrow - not real can't me made of straw.

Wicked witch of the West - everyone but Kay agreed not real - she stood up and said the witch was real - made all the kids cry - they sent her to the office - they called me to go pick her up. I got there and I ask her why did she make the kids cry. She told me the wicked witch was real and she knew her (my hubby's ex-wife) Ms Sandy! I couldn't argue with her so I took her home and bought her a prize!