This sort of thing is why I won't do anything illegal & plan on dying at home.

About the author's comment about cardboard cheese, I agree. But for others like me who for whatever reasons can't eat real cheese (I'm allergic), I did find a decent fake cheese. Daiya makes a variety of fake cheeses, 2 of which actually taste OK - not like real cheese, but close enough. The mozzarella shreds & the American slices do take longer than real cheese to melt, but they will do so eventually. I did find that small amounts work better as a large amount of melted Daiya turns into an unappetizing gelatinous lump.