Would I eat lab grown beef or ham?

I would not eat them here or there
I would not eat them anywhere
I would not eat them in a house
I would not eat them with a mouse
I would not eat them in a box
I would not eat them with a fox
I would not eat them on a train
I would not eat them in the rain
I would not eat them here or there
I would not eat them anywhere

With apologies to Dr. Seuss