Fruit "likes" to be eaten? Reminds me of a hilarious romantic comedy (with the watchable Hugh Grant) called Notting Hill. One character claims to to be a "fruitarian" who only eats fruit which has already fallen on the ground, and is thus already "dead." At the time I thought this was a joke. Now I believe there ARE such people.

I haven't heard the broccoli screaming--but then, it has usually been frozen for a while before it reaches my house. The kale is shredded so its voice is tiny too.