LOL. There is NO upside to Menopause. None. Zilch. Zip. Zero.
Anyhoo.
I read a good test to rate symptoms, and each symptom is rated 0 to 3, with 0 being no symptom and 3 being bad. If you score 15 or more means you MAY have reached menopause.
Here goes:

Hot Flushes
Light Headed Feelings
Headaches
Irritability
Depression
Unloved feelings
Anxiety
Mood changes
Sleeplessness
Unusual tiredness
Backache
Joint pains
Muscle pains
New facial hair
Dry skin
Crawling feeling under skin
Fewer sexual feelings
Dry vagina
Uncomfortable intercourse
Urinary frequency

I scored 43. Oh well look on the bright side. I could have scored 60!