I took the "Are You a Sugar Addict" Test and there were 2 questions where "Fat Jo" answered "NO":

5. Do you ever turn to sugar when you are feeling down or upset?

6. When things are bad, do you find you need more and more sweet foods to feel better?

And the reason "Fat Jo" said NO was b/c she could eat happy or sad ~ she NEVER needed a bloomin' reason to eat those horribly addictive, insidiously toxic, poisonous killer carb-age foods, EVER.