So, the cafeteria at work decided to "go healthy."

My favorite station -- where they make custom salads with whichever veggies, protein, dressings, topping you want -- is now the first casualty. Here are the hideous, "healthy" changes.

All salads dressings were replaced with low-fat or fat free versions
regular shredded cheese was replaced with fat-free shredded cheese
bacon bits replaced with sesame logs and sunflower seeds for crunch
corn and mango relishes added as options
Ham and beef removed from proteins (now chicken breast, turkey breast and salmon, only)
whole wheat croutons added
no more blue cheese

I snuck a peak at the nutrition info on the new "healthy" salad dressings. Nine sugar carbs in a tablespoon of the new ranch dressing. Twelve sugar carbs in a tablespoon of the fat free vinegrette. And you know they put more than a tablespoon of dressing when they toss the salads for you.

I want my bacon, cheese, beef and blue cheese dressing back. *sulk*