rustpot
Thu, May-09-02, 10:29
The nice Ms Leonard at Johnson & Johnson who distribute Splenda replied to me thusly:
"Dear Mr Rustpot
Thank you very much indeed for your enquiry about Splenda.
We do plan to introduce Splenda tabletop products soon, but a launch date has not yet been set. Once we have a date, we will be in a position to provide more detailed information. We are excited about the benefits that Splenda will bring to consumers in the UK and look forward to being able to tell you more in due course.
Kind regards
Cecily Leonard
Consumer Affairs"
We sits and we waits and we waits and we sits.
Alltogether know:: Why are we waiting, why aye are we waiting, Oh why are we way ay ting, oh Why. Oh WHY?
Second verse same as the first
"Dear Mr Rustpot
Thank you very much indeed for your enquiry about Splenda.
We do plan to introduce Splenda tabletop products soon, but a launch date has not yet been set. Once we have a date, we will be in a position to provide more detailed information. We are excited about the benefits that Splenda will bring to consumers in the UK and look forward to being able to tell you more in due course.
Kind regards
Cecily Leonard
Consumer Affairs"
We sits and we waits and we waits and we sits.
Alltogether know:: Why are we waiting, why aye are we waiting, Oh why are we way ay ting, oh Why. Oh WHY?
Second verse same as the first