Mon, Jun-29-09, 13:12
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Senior Member
Posts: 230
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Plan: hunter-gatherer
Stats: 000/000/145
BF:breast feeding! ;)
Progress: 0%
Location: london, england
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I saw this too. my favorite part was this person's comment at the bottom:
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Must Have McDonald's! Easy, Igor. Easy. Easy. Oh to soothe the savage fastfood hunger. Oh yummy, lots of fat and grease. Who's the chef? Will you look at that close up of that big, fat, juicy fastfood burger with greasy fries? What are they trying to do to the readership!? Send double messages with double cheeseburgers? “Oh Ezekiel’s dry pancreas! I think I’m a goner!” Fatty diet linked to happiness. Happiness linked to fatty links. Fatty links linked to kissin' cousins. What else were those snack happy, generously proportioned folks doing or not doing between junkfood binges that may have led them to get pancreatic cancer? Uh huh, uh huh-oh that's disgusting! And how many really skinny people have ever had their pancreas say no? (Please do not answer: These are simply figurative questions.) What were the other factors? "Monster truck racing?" "Fire eating?" No? Well that explains it. Regarding those who were affected, How old were they? "Why they we're so old... [as Carson would have said] "they were so old, if they were ever going to die, they would of had to have died of something." “Whitney, do an autopsy on Methuselah here. After all he was only a thousand. But let's see what got him. Hmm... Yes... Pancreatic cancer. Just as I suspected. I say we do an article on this. See who will buy it.” These big fat eaters. Were they haunted, sublimated librarian types like the rest of us? Or we're they "livin' la vida loca"? What does the article mean by lots of fat? Native peoples of the polar region apparently eat "lots" of fat. Do they too get "lots" of pancreatic cancer? Can you say pancreas? If you are like most people, you cannot. You do not even know where your pancreas is. It's 12 o' clock, Do you know where your pancreas is?
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you only love me for my mind Jun-28
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