Quail - love that disclaimer, but you're definitely not cut out for legal work!! Definitely not enough fine print!!
(no offense Stacie!)
So, want to hear my chocolate shake disaster from last night?
Late last night, after everyone finally fell asleep, I decided I deserved a sweet treat, so decided to blend up someheavy cream, splenda, ice cubes and grated 85% Lindt choc.
Well, knowing it would be loud, I decided to take the blender into the living room, far corner so I wouldn't wake anyone.
Carry the blender over, put it on the floor, next to the couch and plug it in and somehow it was ON! No lid yet, of course, so cream and chocolate come flying up into my face and EVERYWHERE!!! Carpet, clothes, couch, oh man, it was a MESS. Guess that's what I get for trying to be sneaky...
I think I still have chocolate and cream in my hair. Anyone know if it is a good conditioner???