this is a great thread! halarious, too many to list!
-When you not only schedule when to drink your protein shakes but also
where and when youll clean your shaker cup in between.
-When you get up from the dinner table and start to wipe down your chair.
-When you think that youve really dialed in the discrepencies between different eliptical machines. "this one has much more of a smooth motion, but doesnt have a far enough range.....who the heck designed the grips on this one anyway and orangutan? they should be angled alittle more this way......man, im sweating alot today, looks like im going to have to wipe up the floor too.....oh no! here comes bad-morning breath guy and hes heading right for the machine to my right, cool down time!"
-When 40min deep into a eliptical dredge you absolutely understand the Theory of Relativity! "does time actually exist?!........700calories! that cant be right."
-When in the parking lot of the supermarket instead of helping the old lady get the big bag of cat litter into her trunk you go to spot her. "you got it, come on!"
-When after 6 months of seeing "that wierd guy" in the gym, you finally see what car he drives. "ah-ha!" (i made myself laugh at that one.)
-When you start trying to really figure out whos stealing the carabiners off of the cables!
-"how many sets is this guy gonna freakin do over here!........and look at this, hes one of those guys who just sits in the machine in between sets, get up you wierdo!...i know what car you drive!" *inner dialogue*
-When your sick of re-calibrating the scale everyday. how does it get so far off in one day?
-When you start whispering to people about your Gyms conspiracy in buying mirrors that make you look bigger there than in your home mirror.
-When you think leaving 800 lbs of plates on the leg press is the most dispicable offense.
-When your friend will never understand why you cant go for a hike 3 days after leg day.
-When your walking to your next machine and someone gets there right before you and you have to act like you were totally heading for the ancient "neck machine" in the corner of the gym. "yup, just a couple sets here....hmmm...needs alittle dusting."
-When after doing cardio you leave the screen on and hope someone notices the calorie assault you just ripped, muttering "anyone need their car jumped?" *self-highfive*
-When you must be having a good day because "partial-rep guy" isnt pissing you off from a distance.
-When you feel the "weekend warriors" should wear those yellow basketball pennies to distinguish them.