Very funny, Matt.
I think Black was just making a point.
If you like, join us over on the Protein Power Pals daily thread. We all do a variation on PP, each person tweaking in the way that works best for them.
You mentioned in your first post in the thread that you weight train and do cardio. Have you ever tried Body for Life? People get amazing results with BFL, and spend far less time in the gym. You alternate a weight training and cardio every day (taking one day off each week). So, on Monday you work upper body, Tuesday you do cardio, Wednesday is lower body, Thursday is cardio, Friday is upper body, Saturday is cardio, and Sunday you rest. Then the next week starts off the lower body on Monday, etc.
You might already know about BFL, but just in case you don't . . .
BFL uses a "pyramid" structure. You do a series of sets with reps getting fewer but weight getting higher, and one final set with lower weight. For example, in my workout for biceps, I do one set of 12 with 20 pounds of resistance (I use a Bowflex mostly). Then it's one set of 10 with 30 pounds of resistance, then one set of 8 with 40 pounds, and finally one set of 6 with 50 pounds. Then I drop the weight back to 40 pounds and do one set of 12 again.
I'm sure you're familiar with this type of weight training. I find it very effective and I get results fast. You're constantly challenging yourself. There's no way I could just walk into my workout room and do 50-pound bicep curls, but working up to it in this way, I can.
And the beauty of it is that I can do a full upper- or lower-body workout in about 40 minutes.
The cardio is interval training. You start out at a slow-to moderate speed (intensity of 5) and do 2 minutes to warm up. Then you do 1 minute at intensity 6, 1 minute at intensity 7, 1 minute at intensity 8, and 1 minute at intensity 9. Then you drop back down to 6 again and repeat the whole thing again. All told, you do the 6 - 9 four times, and then you do one final minute at intensity 10, and then drop back down to intensity 5 for a minute to cool down.
This takes 20 minutes.
You end up spending a lot less time in the gym, yet you get a better workout. (My opinion, and Bill Phillips' opinion, the author of the book.)
There's also an eating plan that goes along with it. It stresses lower carbs (60, if I remember correctly), lean protein, and veggies. I didn't agree with some of his ideas for nutrition, so I do PP nutrition.
Many of us on the PP Pals thread upped their carbs to around 40 ECC and it's working better. One woman, Wendy, started losing big time after being stalled for most of last summer. I upped my carbs a bit to around 40 ECC, kept my calories around 1400, and I've lost 4 pounds already since Jan. 1.
Just some ideas.
Hope to see you over on the other thread!