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Old Tue, Feb-12-08, 15:27
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* Fills up water

* Slices up sharp cheddar

* Turns on radio

* Bitch slaps a few people
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*takes Manda's cheddar
*gets bitch slapped
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Old Tue, Feb-12-08, 15:31
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*takes Manda's cheddar
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Damn right I'll bitch slap you! Don't take my cheddar!!
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Ahh, new stompin grounds!


*Plunks down scale
*Plugs in iPod, turns up Johnny Cash
*sautees some awesome broccoli ala nicole for everyone
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Old Tue, Feb-12-08, 15:35
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Holy hell...

excerpt from that thread:

The metamucil (psyllium) is the "sweeper". the bentonite is the magnet that pulls the mucoid plaque off the walls of your intestines, and the herbs stimulate peristalsis, which is the down and outward movement that gets everything out of there. When I did it last time, I literally had to pull ropes of mucoid plaque out of my bum. It was like thick, black rubber. It's a good idea to buy some disposable surgical gloves to keep near the loo for pulling these ropes out, because some of it will detatch and come out, and the rest will still be attatched to your colon, and you may have to literally pull it out of you, as I did. I know it sounds gross, but trust me, it will fill you with immense pride to do this.







I don't think "pride" is the word I'd use!
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OMG. Manda, edit that out RIGHT NOW.

What the fuck.
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OMG....I thought "have a plunger and a camera ready" was bad.
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OMG. Manda, edit that out RIGHT NOW.

What the fuck.

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WHAT!?!?!? OMG!

LMAO
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Old Tue, Feb-12-08, 15:42
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Manda! Pleeeeease! I am dying on the inside! Please edit!
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Old Tue, Feb-12-08, 15:43
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Wow! Things are starting to happen. Around 11pm, I felt the urge to go. Unusual for me to go this late. I'm a morning pooper. I sat down. Nada. Ten times I tried. nada. bad discomfort in lower belly. not fun. Then finally...a big long dark one. Stinky as the day is long.
Just the beginning, but undeniably something.
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Old Tue, Feb-12-08, 15:44
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Update
I woke up at 6 am (unusually early for me) and couldn't go back to sleep, because I felt like I needed to go bm. Nada,nada, nada. Then it came. Stinky bulkiness. long and mucoid.
Now I am feeling clean and energetic. Clear minded.
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Old Tue, Feb-12-08, 15:45
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Manda! Pleeeeease! I am dying on the inside! Please edit!



Stop reading it!!

People must know!


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I'm sorry I brought it up.
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