Long, long ago...

In a galaxy far away...

KimVader walks into the room and spies Ham Salad talking quietly with Princess Lettuce. Running quickly across the expansive hall, she whispers in a gutteral wheeze to the Princess, "You must not allow Ham Salad in your presence. He is a rebel and seeks to destroy the Kimpire!"

Princess Lettuce stands for a moment, looking quizzically between the two forces. As she backs away from Ham Salad, in fear of the fat dripping from his creamy visage, Leek Fatwalker soars across the vaulted ceiling and scoops up the Princess in his arms. "Run Ham! Run!" he screams.

Ham Salad flees from the chamber, accompanied by his faithful companion, Chewjerky, and escapes into the Millenium Falcon. Greeted there by Princess Lettuce and Leek Fatwalker, they quickly take their seats and prepare for battle against the Kimpire.

Atkin wan kinobi is waiting for them on Fatouine, to prepare the troupe for battle and arm them with the only weapons known to conquer the evil Epsom Death Ray and Spritzer Beam - the mayo cannon!

Who will win this epic battle? Will the powers of good be restored to the universe or will the Kimpire take over and send all to their doom?

the mayo cannon! I love it!

LCF deleted that post (the one above) only cos it was off topic in the already unwiedly thread. I put it on my blog in case it disappears here too.

However, for me, it is on topic, as its a satirical summation of what is going on, especially at the podcast comment section right now.

The proverbial dam is breaking and, like the bard I long to be, had to make proper commentary. lol

Morgan, that is hysterical. I'm quoting you on the Voldemort thread they'll LOVE it!

too funny. How is '4you2Do and See_me_po'ed"?

LOL great stuff Pen!

We could write a whole series of spoof books.. maybe they need their own thread, LOL

Twas the night before Kimkins
and all through the house
Not a bit of cheese was nibbled
not even by the mouse

between you and cleo...i think i'll just die from LOL!

The children were nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of carbohydrates
danced in their heads.

With Ma snarfing chicken
and me gnarling beef,
we'd just settled down
for a long winter's sleep.

morgan...hope you don't mind, i shared your epic vignette on jimmy's site...it's much too clever not to be shared with the masses

When out on the lawn there
arose such a scent!
A huge honey muffin hit
my car and left a dent!

No problem.. I'm still laughing about it, lol

as well you should be...cuuuuute!

Cracked me up!

can we all go over to the other board and keep re-posting that? heeheee