Mon, Nov-03-03, 18:10
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Nequaquam Vacuum!
Posts: 2,019
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Plan: The Zone, Fat Flush
Stats: 178.5/147.5/147.7
BF:more than enough
Progress: 101%
Location: El Cerrito, CA
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get your very own jasmine!
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Originally Posted by marchbaby
The Atkins at Home™ Daily Delivery program is a 28-day purchase plan. The cost is $39.95 per day. The food is prepared daily by professional chefs, and the price includes consultation with your Atkins At Home™ Personal Coach. Three gourmet meals and one snack are delivered in a cooler bag to your door by 6:00 AM each day.
Edit: If you sign up now, you can get it for $34.95 a day, saving around $140!
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But for ONLY $200.00 per week (a mere----hmmmm thinkin' thinkin $27.42 a day!) you can have your very own JASMINE move into your HOUSE/APT/STUDIO/WORK CUBICLE/DORM ROOM and make you lovely Atkins meals using your VERY OWN POTS AND PANS. FOR THAT ALL TIME low price, she will also: Grocery shop, hit you roughly on the back of the head when you exceed 20 grams of carbs per day (this amount can be changed as you move up to OWL and on through to Maintenance (where the headslaps aren't so hard) (additional: for you ZONERS, there will be NO HEADSLAPS --as most people in the ZONE out muscle Jasmine by about thirty pounds of pure, hot lean meat! But she WILL hide your swim goggles so you can't make it to your Master's workouts ), spoil your cats with raw meat treats, make Feta Meat Balls AND seal them up in cute little baggies of one-to-two servings each bag, chop all your romaine after washing it and seal it in an air tight container, draw smiley faces on your ( and your kids') lunchbags, feed you ATKINS peanut butter cups when you have been exceptionally good, help with that very difficult maneuver of : measuring your own bicep, kick the scale across the bathroom floor when it pisses you off AND, last but not least, PASS THE IMODIUM CAPSULES UNDER THE BATHROOM DOOR WHEN THE LC PEANUT BUTTER CUPS GET THE WORST OF YOU!!!
What a bargain!
Signed: The Jasmine Company.
Last edited by Jbbrennan : Tue, Nov-04-03 at 09:43.
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