Get yerself two fat and lazy cats. At the first glimmer of daylight, they will come and sit on your head and purr directly into your nostrils with fish breath and make all kind of chortling noises until you open your eyes. Then, they will excitedly jump to the floor, and wait for you in the doorway. When it becomes obvious that you have only flipped over, and will not be vertical any moment soon, they will then repeat the performance, usually with some agitated kneaded with their paws ... this goes on until you either get up and feed them OR they give up their efforts, and kacckkkkKK up a hairball on your white rug in frustration.

Hasn't failed to rouse me yet ..

Doreen