So taking this report literally.... If men want to be thinner, they should not finish high school, certainly not graduate high school and never go to college unless they are absolutely certain they will graduate. Women on the other hand, should certainly finish high school, take some college or better complete college. Also, no one should ever turn 50 and if you do, make sure you turn 70.

Seriously though, it has little or nothing to do with sex, educational level, race, age or whatever. The best interpretation, I've seen, of the data is "Don't eat sugar and if you do, please stop."