Originally Posted by kirkor

cut the raw bacon in half and basketweave into a 3x3 square, then bake it in the oven 'til it's done.

then take your slice(s) of cheese and put them between 2 weave pieces and warm it in a pan either on the stove or under the broiler until the cheese is your desired amount of meltiness
(this is a 4x5 but you get the idea)