>>there is the little scale dance! I can manipulate my scale by leaning forward or a little to the side just to get it to read a little lower!

I thought I was the only one who does that! Also, I found that by holding the top of the wardrobe and gently lowering myself onto the scales, the counter went round sloooowly and registered a lower weight. Cool eh?

But as we all know, cheats never prosper, so this time I only weigh on Monday evenings (after bodily functions, but before shower and naturally naked - Sheesh! how much weight do I think I am actually saving that way? 100g? What a loony!) I've got a new scale that seems to be immune to my scale shennanigans....