Immunosuppression doesn't make you sick. Germs and viruses make you sick. Remember, folks, use LOTS of hand sanitizer and sterilize everything, live in an isolated bubble. Take all manners of drugs and antibiotics whenever you come down with the slightest illness. If you get sick easily, then you are obviously too lazy or stupid or immoral to follow the same basic tennets of personal hygiene as the rest of society. To attone for your sins, live your life an obsessive compulsive germaphobe.

It's all so stupid.
I almost wish this crap was true. Life would be a hell of a lot easier if I were a static machine with a fixed energy need (x amount of calories). It would be as simple as eating bread, or eating mayonaise, energy would be energy with little change in the function of the system.
Imagine, being able to eat *anything* and feelin' the way I feel on eggs and avocado and peanuts. I could like guzzle caffiene and stay up all not and not get fat or over eat as easily. Hotness!