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Old Tue, Feb-26-08, 11:22
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It's just funny!

You want a "roast"? I can do that. Roasting the Oopsie Rolls!
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Rules of Oopsie Marketing 101

* Your invented product should probably have been invented by someone else. Why do all the work?

* An adorable picture of a product spokesperson is highly recommended.



That'll do.

* A brief, memorable, cutesy, and utterly stupid name is an absolute requirement. All marketing endeavors will fail without this in place.


That'll do.

* Anything new about your product should be a boneheaded mistake that miraculously turned out well, but which you should claim as divinely inspired genius, of course (so that will be three easy payments of $29.99. But wait! There's more!).

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Cleo, I have even ranted, somewhere, about how I felt cauli really had the potential to be way more used in awesome LC food than it is.

If the cauli pizza crust / breadsticks on your blog turn out to taste even remotely like pizza crust and breadsticks, rather than cauli, I might have to offer my services to you in eternal gratitude.

(Thank God you're not a man. LOL.)

PJ
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