I must confess that I still prefer the handicap stall in a public bathroom. After 30 years of enjoying the wide open spaces I just can't adjust to using the normal bathroom stall. I feel confined - like I'm in a small horse trailer. I will continue to use the big stall. So sue me.

P.S. This is meant to be funny - but I'm half serious, too. It seems like I've always used the big stall. But these days I feel a little guilty for doing so. Will the bathroom police slap me with a $250 fine one day? There is no law against it yet (I hope).