LOL!! That was funny. Yes, I agree with everything you said. You are so right. It's like we are missing out on something great when it isn't even good for us. We know this and have proof of it, yet we crave it and go after it to get a fix like some kind of drug and then we feel like crap when it's in our system. As if we can't live without it and we all know that we can.
Betty Ford can't get us out of this one...sigh...