Oh my lord, I love pastry! Any kind! Flakey pastry wrapped around some bavarian cream. Put a pie in front of me and I don't really care what kind it is because the pastry is the best part! Meat pies, same thing! I don't care what's in the package, it's the wrapper I love! Mmmmm... pastry.....

Oh gawd, I feel a craving coming on....

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Must resist Tim Hortons!!

Whew, that was fun! I think I need a cigarette now!