These 2 happened to me at work recently:

-When someone tells you that theyre having a hard time losing fat, and after you briefly mention that you LC and that LC'ing is a sure bet, they then look at you like you just keyed their car and say, "but carbs are like all i eat.....i think i eat carbs everymeal, i love my bread and pasta, arent carbs energy?"........*look towards ceiling*........*long sigh*.........."alright...."*LC diatribe begins*

-when your boss, in all seriousness, tells you that he has abs but he just has alittle fat covering them. *Que brainmelt*