Dear Fat,

I cannot write you a thank you letter because I don't think you ever did anything for me to thank you for. When I was a little girl I felt different and unwanted. It was because of you I was always picked last for games, no one wanted the fat girl. From the time I was about 12 I have been trying to get rid of you but you won't leave. In fact you have ruined just about every happy occasion in my life. I felt fat on my first date, I felt fat on my wedding day, and lets not even talk about how you took advantage of me when I was having children. Just kept growing and growing. You made me depressed and tired. I can't even look at pictures of my life because you are always there! You made me feel unworthy of love and embarassed, I even think you were partially the cause of my divorce. I will fight to get rid of you until my last dying breath. Good ridence and don't come back you are not wanted her now or ever.