Originally Posted by SusanKH

You know you're on Atkins when you order the salad with no croutons and extra, extra dressing on the side. Then if the meat is not seasoned to your liking, you dip it in the salad dressing (ignoring the other diners' steely glances). Also, when you can hear your mother's voice from the grave saying, "Oh honey, all that meat and fat and no fruit just can't be good for you..."