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thomaja Tue, Mar-17-09 10:40

And on the sixth day...
 
Hey gang! Just an update on what's going on with my quest to stop smoking. First, my weight loss has just HALTED! OMG, did it stop. I am following the induction levels to a tee and nothing helps, but then again, I didn't expect it too so I'm not stressin'. Next, it's been six days (hence the title) since I quit and I have noticed a few things:

1. Smoking stinks. I mean REALLY stinks. When I used to smoke people would say "thomaja, you smell like smoke" and I would tell them to go to hell and smoke another cigarette just out of spite. Now when others smoke, I have the peculiar sensation to punch them in the mouth and yell "KNOCK IT OFF!"

2. Stairs are no longer my enemy. When I was fatter and smokier, I could walk the stairs slowly. Let's just say me and the stairs were not homies. Now I zip up them like there's a plate of sugar free cheesecake at the top! Speaking of which...

3. Boy, do I eat! It's all within the restrictions of the diet so I don't worry about it, but sometimes I feel the need to either smoke, eat, or have sex. Since I don't smoke and am married, I eat (Ba-dum-dum! I'm here all week!) Me and salad are now on the same wavelength. And lastly...

4. Chantix works! Holy crap does it ever work! Everybody try this, NOW! I'll wait...




...back so soon? Wow, you guys are fast! Works pretty damn good, don't it! This seems to have cut back on my urge to smoke and punch other smokers in the face which should keep me out of the hospital AND prison!

That's all for now! Until next time, up UP AND AW...whatever.


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