Can my wife drink my man-juice on Atkins?

[Precious M]

My wife is very good about her Atkins diet, but I have a
chocolate chip cookie every so often.

She is very fond of ingesting my man-juice (lucky me..heh
heh). I am just worried that if the sugar or carbs from the
Famous Amos's get into my man juice, and if she is knocked out
of ketosis as a result, I'll be a dead man.

Any insight or suggestions?

By the way, I am concerned about this because she told me
never to eat asparagus due to the bad taste it puts into the
old ambrosia.

[Robert The]

A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the actual
amount is determined by a man's age (younger men usually make
more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how long he's
aroused before ejaculating, among other factors. Each teaspoon
of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some 200 - 500
million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1 percent of
semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent? Well, its other
ingredients include:

Fructose sugar Water Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C) Citric
acid Enzymes Protein Phosphate and bicarbonate buffers
(bases) Zinc

Can swallowing semen disrupt a low carb diet? Unless she's
gulping gallons of it each day, it doesn't have to by
added to her carb count and she doesn't have to worry
about the citric acid triggering a stall. Tell your wife
Bon appétit!!!

Later, Robert

[Marengo]

See this link:

http://www.collegehumor.com/go?textfile=434

This woman lost weight on an all "man juice" diet. (It says
that she ate 6 small meals a day).

<g>
--
Peter Website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo

"Precious Metals Hoarder" <platinumgemstone@hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:NX8ga.7005$kU.6335@nwrdny01.gnilink.net...
> My wife is very good about her Atkins diet, but I have a
> chocolate chip cookie every so often.
>
> She is very fond of ingesting my man-juice (lucky me..heh
> heh). I am just worried that if the sugar or carbs from the
> Famous Amos's get into my man juice, and if she is knocked
> out of ketosis as a result, I'll be a dead
man.
>
> Any insight or suggestions?
>
> By the way, I am concerned about this because she told me
> never to eat asparagus due to the bad taste it puts into the
> old ambrosia.

[Marengo]

See this link:

http://www.collegehumor.com/go?textfile=434

This woman lost weight on an all "man juice" diet. (It says
that she ate 6 small meals a day).

<g>
--
Peter Website: http://users.thelink.net/marengo

"Precious Metals Hoarder" <platinumgemstone@hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:NX8ga.7005$kU.6335@nwrdny01.gnilink.net...
> My wife is very good about her Atkins diet, but I have a
> chocolate chip cookie every so often.
>
> She is very fond of ingesting my man-juice (lucky me..heh
> heh). I am just worried that if the sugar or carbs from the
> Famous Amos's get into my man juice, and if she is knocked
> out of ketosis as a result, I'll be a dead
man.
>
> Any insight or suggestions?
>
> By the way, I am concerned about this because she told me
> never to eat asparagus due to the bad taste it puts into the
> old ambrosia.

[Lou]

"Precious Metals Hoarder" <platinumgemstone@hotmail.com> wrote
in message news:<NX8ga.7005$kU.6335@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>...
> My wife is very good about her Atkins diet, but I have a
> chocolate chip cookie every so often.
>
> She is very fond of ingesting my man-juice (lucky me..heh
> heh). I am just worried that if the sugar or carbs from the
> Famous Amos's get into my man juice, and if she is knocked
> out of ketosis as a result, I'll be a dead man.
>
> Any insight or suggestions?
>
> Talk about having your cake and getting eatin too! :-)

Lou
365/244/???

[Iluvhimmie]

This is a funny thread!

BTW, too much coffee is just as yucky as asparagus. (Just my
humble opinion).

Cheers, Isis

[Connieg999]

"Precious Metals Hoarder" <platinumgemstone@hotmail.com>
writes:

>She is very fond of ingesting my man-juice (lucky me..heh
>heh). I am just worried that if the sugar or carbs from the
>Famous Amos's get into my man juice, and if she is knocked
>out of ketosis as a result, I'll be a dead man.
>
>Any insight or suggestions?
>
First of all, though what you eat may have an effect on what
your semen tastes like, it doesn't affect the chemical makeup
of the ejaculate. Secondly, please feel free to use the adult
words instead of the cutesy stuff.

Connie
*****************************************************
My mind is like a steel...um, whatchamacallit.

[Angie Rose]

Lou your numbers look great!! Good job Angie

"Lou" <lsilvia@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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: "Precious Metals Hoarder" <platinumgemstone@hotmail.com>
: wrote in message
news:<NX8ga.7005$kU.6335@nwrdny01.gnilink.net>...
: > My wife is very good about her Atkins diet, but I have a
: > chocolate chip cookie every so often.
: >
: > She is very fond of ingesting my man-juice (lucky me..heh
: > heh). I am
just
: > worried that if the sugar or carbs from the Famous Amos's
: > get into my
man
: > juice, and if she is knocked out of ketosis as a result,
: > I'll be a dead
man.
: >
: > Any insight or suggestions?
: >
: > Talk about having your cake and getting eatin too! :-)
:
: Lou
: 365/244/???
:

[Miss Jaime]

On Wed, 26 Mar 2003 00:35:33 -0500, "marengo"
<marengo(at)thelink.net (change at to @ to reply)> wrote:

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>See this link:
>
>http://www.collegehumor.com/go?textfile=434
>
>This woman lost weight on an all "man juice" diet. (It says
>that she ate 6 small meals a day).
>
><g>

That is just.....disgusting. Blech. I'll eat later.

Miss Jaime (Hamilton, Ontario, CANADA)

[Laureen]

"Robert the Great" <jankoNOSPAM@mailbag.net> wrote in message
news:<b5r6sn$2ccr0o$1@ID-93275.news.dfncis.de>...
> A typical ejaculation fills up about one teaspoon; the
> actual amount is determined by a man's age (younger men
> usually make more semen), when he last ejaculated, and how
> long he's aroused before ejaculating, among other factors.
> Each teaspoon of ejaculate has about 5 - 7 calories and some
> 200 - 500 million sperm. Since sperm make up only about 1
> percent of semen, what accounts for the other 99 percent?
> Well, its other ingredients include:
>
> Fructose sugar Water Ascorbic acid (a.k.a., vitamin C)
> Citric acid Enzymes Protein Phosphate and bicarbonate
> buffers (bases) Zinc
>
> Can swallowing semen disrupt a low carb diet? Unless
> she's gulping gallons of it each day, it doesn't have to
> by added to her carb count and she doesn't have to worry
> about the citric acid triggering a stall. Tell your wife
> Bon appétit!!!
>
> Later, Robert

He he he Robert, Do you have that little diddy haved in your
"siganture"? Seems to me I have read this before ROFL. Just
ask Robert!!!! Laureen 414/349/200

[Charles]

On 26 Mar 2003 18:19:34 GMT, connieg999@aol.com
(ConnieG999) wrote:

>>She is very fond of ingesting my man-juice (lucky me..heh
>>heh). I am just worried that if the sugar or carbs from the
>>Famous Amos's get into my man juice, and if she is knocked
>>out of ketosis as a result, I'll be a dead man.
>>
>>Any insight or suggestions?
>>
>First of all, though what you eat may have an effect on what
>your semen tastes like, it doesn't affect the chemical makeup
>of the ejaculate. Secondly, please feel free to use the adult
>words instead of the cutesy stuff.

Be creative:

Baby Gravy Baby Maker Come Climax Cream Cum Cupid's toothpaste
Dolly sick Funk Gentleman's relish Gism Gyt Human bonding
fluid Ick Jism Jit Jiz Jizz Juice Of Life Liquid Marble Load
Love Drops Love Fluid Love Jelly Love Juice Man chowder Man
Mustard Man-milk Mayonnaise Mecos Mermelada de miembrillo
Milky Way Nectar Non-dairy creamer Nut Pearl Jam Penis Milk
Population paste Potato Soup Protein Frappe' Quaq Quim Salt
Water Salty Tea Seed Seminal Fluid Shoot Our Wad Slime Soap
Scum Spackle Spew Sploit Splunk Spooge Spoogie Spuge Spunk
Sugar Tadpoles Wad Warm Yuck