stealing in the locker room

[Gus]

any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?

[Oscar Madi]

"Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in
news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net:

> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>
>
>

Brings to mind a story that happened today. Some moron swore
he left his clothes in locker #27 and claimed that someone
else had locked up his shit. He goes to the front desk, they
make an announcement to the clientele that someone
accidentally locked someone else's shit in the locker and that
he had to come in the locker room and remove his lock, so guy
#2 could get his shit out. After a couple of more
announcements and a description of the lock, the staff had to
cut the thing. As you could probably guess, guy
#2's shit wasn't in there... only guy #1's shit. After
#scratching his
head, he checks a couple of other lockers and sure enough
finds his shit in another locker and comments... "oh yeah, I
used this locker today".

I'm trying to decide who's more stupid... guy #2 who forgot
which locker he put his shit in or Guy #1 who's deaf and
didn't come into the locker area to stop his lock from
being cut.

- Osc

[Kevin J]

"Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?

No, but someone just stole my sisters jeep while she was
at the gym.

Kevin J

[Oscar Madi]

Oscar Madisoy <omadisoy@optonline.net> wrote in
news:Xns92CBCE01F8076omadisoyoptonlinenet@167.206.3.3:

> "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in
> news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net:
>
>> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>>
>>
>>
>
> Brings to mind a story that happened today. Some moron swore
> he left his clothes in locker #27 and claimed that someone
> else had locked up his shit. He goes to the front desk, they
> make an announcement to the clientele that someone
> accidentally locked someone else's shit in the locker and
> that he had to come in the locker room and remove his lock,
> so guy #2 could get his shit out. After a couple of more
> announcements and a description of the lock, the staff had
> to cut the thing. As you could probably guess, guy #2's shit
> wasn't in there... only guy #1's shit. After scratching his
> head, he checks a couple of other lockers and sure enough
> finds his shit in another locker and comments... "oh yeah, I
> used this locker today".
>
> I'm trying to decide who's more stupid... guy #2 who forgot
> which locker he put his shit in or Guy #1 who's deaf and
> didn't come into the locker area to stop his lock from
> being cut.
>
> - Osc
>

Actually, come to think of it, Guy #3 (the staffer) is the
most stupid for not asking guy #2 to check all the other
lockers before cutting it.

- Osc

[Bob G]

"Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>

How many jockstraps have you stolen pervert?

[Steve Frei]

Gus wrote:
>
> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?

At our YMCA, there's a very clever thief. He's steals exactly
one credit card from someone's wallet, never the one that's in
the front of the pile, so the user doesn't notice it's missing
for a while. The thief then spends as he pleases until the
card gets reported stolen, buying things like stereo equipment
and jewelry that can easily be resold. Whoever it is, he's
been at it, on and off, for months, and hasn't gotten caught.

-S-

[Lucas Buck]

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 02:10:41 GMT, "Kevin J"
<kjnospambrsh@mta.ca> wrote:

>
>"Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
>> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>
>No, but someone just stole my sisters jeep while she was
>at the gym.
>
>Kevin J

They have rilly big lockers at her gym.

[John Hanso]

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 01:18:41 GMT, Oscar Madisoy
<omadisoy@optonline.net> said:

>>Oscar Madisoy <omadisoy@optonline.net> wrote in
>>news:Xns92CBCE01F8076omadisoyoptonlinenet@167.206.3.3:
>>
>>> "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in
>>> news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net:
>>>
>>>> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>>>>
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Brings to mind a story that happened today. Some moron
>>> swore he left his clothes in locker #27 and claimed that
>>> someone else had locked up his shit. He goes to the front
>>> desk, they make an announcement to the clientele that
>>> someone accidentally locked someone else's shit in the
>>> locker and that he had to come in the locker room and
>>> remove his lock, so guy #2 could get his shit out. After a
>>> couple of more announcements and a description of the
>>> lock, the staff had to cut the thing. As you could
>>> probably guess, guy #2's shit wasn't in there... only guy
>>> #1's shit. After scratching his head, he checks a couple
>>> of other lockers and sure enough finds his shit in another
>>> locker and comments... "oh yeah, I used this locker
>>> today".
>>>
>>> I'm trying to decide who's more stupid... guy #2 who
>>> forgot which locker he put his shit in or Guy #1 who's
>>> deaf and didn't come into the locker area to stop his lock
>>> from being cut.
>>>
>>> - Osc
>>>
>>
>>Actually, come to think of it, Guy #3 (the staffer) is the
>>most stupid for not asking guy #2 to check all the other
>>lockers before cutting it.
>>
>>- Osc

Yep, #3.

[John Hudso]

** "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>
** My jockstrap is a constant target for trophy hunters! ;o))

John www.fitnwell.net

**

[Kevin J]

"Lucas Buck" <lefty@dodgerssuck.NOSPAM.com> wrote in message
news:vt5mtuk79i1cua7lfqndo8d8b7vhgk011k@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 02:10:41 GMT, "Kevin J"
> <kjnospambrsh@mta.ca> wrote:
>
> >
> >"Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
> >> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
> >
> >No, but someone just stole my sisters jeep while she was at
> >the gym.
> >
> >Kevin J
>
> They have rilly big lockers at her gym.

Rilly, rilly big. The cops better catch the fucktard, too.

Kevin J

Kevin J

[Gus]

"Bob G" <bobg63@nfsyahoo.com> wrote in message
news:arf0an$o2g$1@bob.news.rcn.net...
>
> "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
> > any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>
> How many jockstraps have you stolen pervert?
>
Such hostility. I forget that people like you have no
fetishes, having perfect manners and perfect bodies. And for
the record, I haven't stolen anybody's strap. There aren't
many guys at my gym who where them. Don't know why. I like the
way a jock feels and often where one instead of underwear. Now
I have taken muscle shirts that have been left around and
obviously were never going to be retrieved. And if a jock was
left behind, I'd take it too if it was my size.

[Gus]

"John HUDSON" <jrh@linear.com> wrote in message
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> ** "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
> > any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
> >
> ** My jockstrap is a constant target for trophy
> hunters! ;o))
>
> John
>
I'd like to see that.

[Lucas Buck]

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 08:44:18 -0000, "John HUDSON"
<jrh@linear.com> wrote:

>** "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
>> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>>
>** My jockstrap is a constant target for trophy hunters! ;o))

And like deer during the rut, it can be detected at great
distance via its odor.

[John Hudso]

** "Lucas Buck" <lefty@dodgerssuck.NOSPAM.com> wrote in
message news:v1ontukclh46fckr5q622m7ima12ge71rp@4ax.com...
> On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 08:44:18 -0000, "John HUDSON"
> <jrh@linear.com> wrote:
>
> >** "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
> >> any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
> >>
> >** My jockstrap is a constant target for trophy
> >hunters! ;o))
>
>
> And like deer during the rut, it can be detected at great
> distance via its odor.
>
** Why, are you in heat again Lucas dear?! ;o))

**

[Watson Dav]

On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 16:33:11 GMT, "Gus"
<goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote:

>"Bob G" <bobg63@nfsyahoo.com> wrote in message
>news:arf0an$o2g$1@bob.news.rcn.net...
>>
>> "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
>> news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
>> > any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
>>
>> How many jockstraps have you stolen pervert?
>>
>Such hostility. I forget that people like you have no
>fetishes, having perfect manners and perfect bodies. And for
>the record, I haven't stolen anybody's strap. There aren't
>many guys at my gym who where them. Don't know why. I like
>the way a jock feels and often where one instead of
>underwear. Now I have taken muscle shirts that have been left
>around and obviously were never going to be retrieved. And if
>a jock was left behind, I'd take it too if it was my size.

Eewwwww.

Dude.

The hygiene issues alone are enough to make me barf.

Watson (the pencil neck) Davis

[Lee Michae]

"Watson Davis" <watson@watsonmusic.com> wrote in message new-
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> On Wed, 20 Nov 2002 16:33:11 GMT, "Gus"
> <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >"Bob G" <bobg63@nfsyahoo.com> wrote in message
> >news:arf0an$o2g$1@bob.news.rcn.net...
> >>
> >> "Gus" <goplaygus@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> >> news:HWAC9.49688$Ik.1283421@typhoon.sonic.net...
> >> > any one ever have their towel/gloves/jockstrap stolen?
> >>
> >> How many jockstraps have you stolen pervert?
> >>
> >Such hostility. I forget that people like you have no
> >fetishes, having perfect manners and perfect bodies. And
> >for the record, I haven't stolen anybody's strap. There
> >aren't many guys at my gym who where them. Don't know why.
> >I like the way a jock feels and often where one instead of
> >underwear. Now I have taken muscle shirts that have been
> >left around and obviously were never going to be retrieved.
> >And if a jock was left
behind,
> >I'd take it too if it was my size.
>
> Eewwwww.
>
> Dude.
>
> The hygiene issues alone are enough to make me barf.
>
Recycling meets medical waste.