Mark
Tue, Aug-13-02, 05:59
MTV is proud to present the latest rendition of its popular
Celebrity Deathmatch series:
= Battle of the misc.fitness.aerobic Titans =
The producers of Celebrity Deathmatch have recently been made
aware of an ongoing verbal joust between:
(1) Esteemed newsgroup contributor and generally cool chick
Denise Howard; bona fide Real Person, ACE, AFAA
-and-
(2) Arch enemy & evil nemesis, Michael Ruse, err, Roose;
certifications, qualifications, and justifications for
commentary unknown.
As tribute to the current m.f.a. conflagration, a special
episode of Celebrity Deathmatch is now in pre-production
featuring the above personae. In typical Deathmatch fashion,
claymation figures are being created as contestants, and
therein lies a problem:
We have completed the Ms. Howard figurine based upon available
public domain photos (she is, after all, a Real Person).
Unfortunately, we remain uncertain as to any physical
description of Mr. Roose and thus request suggestions from the
public at large as to an appropriate claymation likeness of
this particular Man of Mystery.
Regular m.f.a. readers and contributors are invited to post
suggestions here within the newsgroup. The producers of MTV's
Celebrity Deathmatch thank you in advance.
"Let's get it on!"
Celebrity Deathmatch series:
= Battle of the misc.fitness.aerobic Titans =
The producers of Celebrity Deathmatch have recently been made
aware of an ongoing verbal joust between:
(1) Esteemed newsgroup contributor and generally cool chick
Denise Howard; bona fide Real Person, ACE, AFAA
-and-
(2) Arch enemy & evil nemesis, Michael Ruse, err, Roose;
certifications, qualifications, and justifications for
commentary unknown.
As tribute to the current m.f.a. conflagration, a special
episode of Celebrity Deathmatch is now in pre-production
featuring the above personae. In typical Deathmatch fashion,
claymation figures are being created as contestants, and
therein lies a problem:
We have completed the Ms. Howard figurine based upon available
public domain photos (she is, after all, a Real Person).
Unfortunately, we remain uncertain as to any physical
description of Mr. Roose and thus request suggestions from the
public at large as to an appropriate claymation likeness of
this particular Man of Mystery.
Regular m.f.a. readers and contributors are invited to post
suggestions here within the newsgroup. The producers of MTV's
Celebrity Deathmatch thank you in advance.
"Let's get it on!"