HELLO EVERYONE Fitness Advisor Here

[Jsyrella]

Hello All, My name is J. Syrell Anderson. I am not in chat
rooms or message boards very much but I do love answering
peoples fitness questions. So if you have any questions,
please E-mail me with any questions you may have! I CAN HELP
YOU REACH YOUR GOALS! JSYRELLA@AOL.COM

Thank you
J. Syrell Anderson (The ULTIMATE fitness
advisor)

[Frgn8r]

"Jsyrella" <jsyrella@aol.com> wrote in message
news:20020806220554.02018.00002361@mb-bg.aol.com...
>
> Hello All, My name is J. Syrell Anderson. I am not in
> chat rooms or
message
> boards very much but I do love answering peoples fitness
> questions. So if
you
> have any questions, please E-mail me with any questions you
> may have! I
CAN
> HELP YOU REACH YOUR GOALS! JSYRELLA@AOL.COM
>
> Thank you
> J. Syrell Anderson (The ULTIMATE fitness
> advisor)

What makes you the *ultimate*... apart from a few keystrokes?

[Denise How]

In article <20020806220554.02018.00002361@mb-bg.aol.com>,
Jsyrella <jsyrella@aol.com> wrote:

> Hello All, My name is J. Syrell Anderson. I am not in
> chat rooms or message boards very much but I do love
> answering peoples fitness questions. So if you have
> any questions, please E-mail me with any questions
> you may have! I CAN HELP YOU REACH YOUR GOALS!
> JSYRELLA@AOL.COM

What are your qualifications?

--
Denise denise dot howard at attbi dot com ACE and AFAA
certified fitness instructor AFAA step certified

[Michael Ro]

On Wed, 07 Aug 2002 08:04:26 GMT, Denise Howard
<denise@invalid.domain> wrote:

|What are your qualifications?

A typical response from one who waves her ridiculous,
paid-and-bought certifications around like the cheap
flag they are.

[Denise How]

In article <e4o2lu0me1fov6hqv6vcrmdi46eikihdgl@4ax.com>,
Michael Roose <trainerofathletes@email.com> wrote:

> On Wed, 07 Aug 2002 08:04:26 GMT, Denise Howard
> <denise@invalid.domain> wrote:
>
> |What are your qualifications?
>
> A typical response from one who waves her ridiculous,
> paid-and-bought certifications around like the cheap flag
> they are.

I didn't ask for his CERTIFICATIONS. I asked for his
QUALIFICATIONS. Work on your reading comprehension, and your
professional jealousy issues.

--
Denise denise dot howard at attbi dot com ACE and AFAA
certified fitness instructor AFAA step certified

[Michael Ro]

On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 02:33:20 GMT, Denise Howard
<denise@invalid.domain> wrote:

|I didn't ask for his CERTIFICATIONS. I asked for his
QUALIFICATIONS.

then why is it that you fly your ridiculous certifications AS
qualifications.

Btw, exactly what are yours and don't tell me about how many 8
count music jollies you have done.

[Denise How]

In article <tno3luc7rs4ijeniapd4uv2nmnjlclbipv@4ax.com>,
Michael Roose <trainerofathletes@email.com> wrote:

> On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 02:33:20 GMT, Denise Howard
> <denise@invalid.domain> wrote:
>
> |I didn't ask for his CERTIFICATIONS. I asked for his
> QUALIFICATIONS.
>
> then why is it that you fly your ridiculous certifications
> AS qualifications.
>
> Btw, exactly what are yours

You first. You have yet to describe any, ever.

--
Denise denise dot howard at attbi dot com ACE and AFAA
certified fitness instructor AFAA step certified

["Michael R]

Answer the question, Roose. What, if any, are your
qualifications? We're all tired of your jealousy-driven
bashing of anyone (like Denise) who has proven again and again
that they are better-qualified and more accurate than you.

People need to see you for what you are - a plagiarizing twerp
who has a big mouth, but nothing else to back him up.

What are your qualifications, Michael Roose?

Everyone wants to know.

[Denise How]

In article <3n8aluc4dkq75uic1vlgf9aqn2i8h9nds0@4ax.com>,
Michael Roose <trainerofathletes@email.com> wrote:

> On Sat, 10 Aug 2002 01:29:36 GMT, Denise Howard
> <denise@invalid.domain> wrote:
>
> |What if they haven't trained 50 people yet? Does that make
> them |unqualified?
>
> Yes, and yes you are unqualified to walk on the weight room
> floor much less train anyone.

I wasn't asking about myself personally, and you know it. I'm
not a personal trainer so your points are moot.

That said, it's unfortunate that you think a trainer is
unqualified until they've trained 50 people. If everyone took
your advice, there would be no qualified trainers because
nobody would be willing to be one of those first 50 people.
That's like the old catch-22 about needing experience to get a
job, but not being able to land a job to get the experience.

> |I thought you said ALL certifications were BS?
>
> No, just all of yours.

That's not what you said many times before--you did say "all
certifications are BS".

--
Denise denise dot howard at attbi dot com ACE and AFAA
certified fitness instructor AFAA step certified

[Barry B.]

"Michael Roose, Plagiarist, Thief, And Liar" wrote:
>
> Answer the question, Roose. What, if any, are your
> qualifications? We're all tired of your jealousy-driven
> bashing of anyone (like Denise) who has proven again and
> again that they are better-qualified and more accurate
> than you.
>
> People need to see you for what you are - a plagiarizing
> twerp who has a big mouth, but nothing else to back him up.
>
> What are your qualifications, Michael Roose?
>
> Everyone wants to know.

i don't know and i don't care. ;)

[Barry B.]

Denise Howard wrote:
>
> In article <tno3luc7rs4ijeniapd4uv2nmnjlclbipv@4ax.com>,
> Michael Roose <trainerofathletes@email.com> wrote:
>
> > On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 02:33:20 GMT, Denise Howard
> > <denise@invalid.domain> wrote:
> >
> > |I didn't ask for his CERTIFICATIONS. I asked for his
> > QUALIFICATIONS.
> >
> > then why is it that you fly your ridiculous certifications
> > AS qualifications.
> >
> > Btw, exactly what are yours
>
> You first. You have yet to describe any, ever.
>
> --
> Denise denise dot howard at attbi dot com ACE and AFAA
> certified fitness instructor AFAA step certified

as in 'You show me yours, I'll show you mine'? ;)

[Michael Ro]

On Sat, 10 Aug 2002 16:47:33 GMT, Denise Howard
<denise@invalid.domain> wrote:

|> |What if they haven't trained 50 people yet? Does that make
|> them |unqualified?
|>
|> Yes, and yes you are unqualified to walk on the weight room
|> floor much less train anyone.
|
| I'm not a
|personal trainer so your points are moot.

No, you're not even qualified to ask a strength training
question of me as if you were my equal or peer.

Not even close. I can't keep "step" to an 8 count.

[Bill Whedo]

Oh, good grief. Is that lamer plagiarist asshole Roose still
around? Still, brain-dead as he is, I should've expected it.
Some 80% of his responses are either one-liner bullshit
trolls, or simply wrong. The other 20% seem to be jerking
off with professional jealousy, pounding on Denise and
anyone else who has enough responsibility and caring about
their clients' welfare, to have spent the time and effort to
become and remain certified. He's great, though, as an
example of somebody you don't want training your earthworm
farm, much less, any real humans. "CPR cert? Hey, nobody
needs that! Whaddya mean I cain't perform brane surjry!?"
"Trainer of athletes" as an email... BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Like I said, lamer.
--
Bill Whedon, CPFT World Fitness Free fitness info and
counselling http://www.worldfitness.org

[Denise How]

In article <cahaluk1d4lg06hhev2feb0u27hut9h3sm@4ax.com>,
Michael Roose <trainerofathletes@email.com> wrote:

> No, you're not even qualified to ask a strength training
> question of me as if you were my equal or peer.

Oooh, I'm so impressed and humbled by your insults. <yawn>
Been coaching the junior-high boys this week, eh?

You still haven't told us what any of your "qualifications"
are. We're waiting.

--
Denise denise dot howard at attbi dot com ACE and AFAA
certified fitness instructor AFAA step certified

[Pete]

Michael Roose <trainerofathletes@email.com> wrote in message
news:<cahaluk1d4lg06hhev2feb0u27hut9h3sm@4ax.com>...
> On Sat, 10 Aug 2002 16:47:33 GMT, Denise Howard
> <denise@invalid.domain> wrote:
>
> |> |What if they haven't trained 50 people yet? Does that
> |> make them |unqualified?
> |>
> |> Yes, and yes you are unqualified to walk on the weight
> |> room floor much less train anyone.
> |
> | I'm not a
> |personal trainer so your points are moot.
>
> No, you're not even qualified to ask a strength training
> question of me as if you were my equal or peer.
>
> Not even close. I can't keep "step" to an 8 count.

Mr. Roose you're pretty funny. Do you really think that
someone who has taken the time to get educated and
certified is automatically NOT qualified? What did you do
prior to having trained 50 clients...sit around and dream
about it? I have Personal Training Certifications from
ACE, NSCA, BCRPA, and I'm a Certified Medical Exercise
Specialist. I suppose that means all the time I spent
getting educated about how to safely and effectively train
my clients has only caused me to become very unqualified
in your eyes. That's pretty typical of someone who can't
be bothered to actually put any effort into doing trivial
little things like keeping current.

I'd bet that I've probably forgotten more about weight
training than you'll ever know about it. You have absolutely
no right to be answering anyones fitness related questions
unless you can justifiy what puts you in a position to do so.
What exactly is it that makes you so special Mr.
"trainerofathletes"? Stop hiding behind your inadequacy issues
and just come clean.

Oh, and on top of all this...you're just a jerk! Go do a few
more behind the head pulldowns and leg extensions OK.

[Michael Ro]

On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 06:26:23 -0400, "Barry B."
<bblauer@ford.com> wrote:

|> What are your qualifications, Michael Roose?
|>
|> Everyone wants to know.
|
|i don't know and i don't care. ;)

Makes two.

[Michael Ro]

On 11 Aug 2002 01:17:38 -0700, pete@reallifehealth.com
(Pete) wrote:

|Mr. Roose you're pretty funny.

Why thank you. I like your outfit.

| Do you really think that someone who
|has taken the time to get educated and certified is
automatically NOT |qualified?

I know that they have wasted their time and their money and
that their certifications are meaningless.

| What did you do prior to having trained 50 clients...sit
|around and dream about it?

Some.

| I have Personal Training Certifications
|from ACE, NSCA, BCRPA, and I'm a Certified Medical Exercise
|Specialist.

Yippee. Drop the ACE crap. The rest you can keep. I am talking
about personal training or aerobics qualifications.

| I suppose that means all the time I spent getting
|educated about how to safely and effectively train my clients
has only |caused me to become very unqualified in your eyes.

If you say.

| That's pretty
|typical of someone who can't be bothered to actually put any
effort |into doing trivial little things like keeping current.

LOL! Right.

|I'd bet that I've probably forgotten more about weight
training than |you'll ever know about it.

I forget very little.

| You have absolutely no right to be
|answering anyones fitness related questions unless you can
justifiy |what puts you in a position to do so.

Your opinion.

| What exactly is it that makes
|you so special Mr. "trainerofathletes"? Stop hiding behind
your |inadequacy issues and just come clean.

My experience, my ability to determine regimen progressions,
my understanding of the fine art of periodization, my grasp of
the physics of lifting and about a 1,000 other things you may
have no clue about.

|Oh, and on top of all this...you're just a jerk! Go do a few
more |behind the head pulldowns and leg extensions OK.

Leg extensions are for morons.

[From Nowhe]

Hello
QP.

"Tony Miller" <tony@cigardiary.com> wrote in message
news:slrnat5h46.alp.tony@callisto.jtan.com...
> On Fri, 09 Aug 2002 13:56:27 -0400, Michael Roose
> <trainerofathletes@email.com> wrote:
> > On Thu, 08 Aug 2002 23:00:28 GMT, Denise Howard
> > <denise@invalid.domain> wrote:
> >
> >|As a client you need to take |some responsibility for what
> >will happen to you under this person's |direction, by
> >checking out their qualifications and asking questions.
> >|
> >|--
> >|Denise denise dot howard at attbi dot com |ACE and AFAA
> >certified fitness instructor |AFAA step certified
> >
> > And when you see someone who waves these certifications
> > around like a flag, run.
>
> Hmmm... When debating technique, physiology, muscle
> training, or anything else, it's legitimate to ask someone's
> qualifications. Someone who has a number of certifications
> means that they have sat through a standardized training
> class, and have passed some sort of exam.
>
> If you look at the individual certifying bodies, you can see
> what the curriculum might be, what is taught and what is
> required to be demonstrated before you can receive your
> certification.
>
> At the least, Denise appears to have a piece of paper from
> three certifying bodies claiming that she has been presented
> with information and has shown some degree of proficiency.
>
> All I see that you have, OTOH, is a chip on your shoulder.
>
> When someone discusses a particular step move, who am I
> going to believe?
>
> o Someone "waving around" an an example of passing a set of
> proficiency exams, or...
>
> o Someone who says he's good but can only produce the chip
> on his shoulder.
>
> If I am an owner of a gym and I'm hiring a fitness
> professional, should I hire...
>
> o Someone "waving around" an an example of passing a set of
> proficiency exams, or...
>
> o Someone who says he's good but can only produce the chip
> on his shoulder.
>
> -Tony
>
> PS: I'm probably not making a good first impression here,
> but I really dislike bullies.
>
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[Denise How]

In article <slrnat5h46.alp.tony@callisto.jtan.com>, Tony
Miller <tony@cigardiary.com> wrote:

> Hmmm... When debating technique, physiology, muscle
> training, or anything else, it's legitimate to ask someone's
> qualifications. Someone who has a number of certifications
> means that they have sat through a standardized training
> class, and have passed some sort of exam.
>
> If you look at the individual certifying bodies, you can see
> what the curriculum might be, what is taught and what is
> required to be demonstrated before you can receive your
> certification.

Good points.

> PS: I'm probably not making a good first impression here,
> but I really dislike bullies.

You're fine, and you're welcome, although about three months
late to the flame war. :-) Michael Roose flamed right and left
all summer, then abruptly disappeared as quickly as he
appeared. We're still enjoying the silence of his absence.

--
Denise denise dot howard at attbi dot com ACE and AFAA
certified fitness instructor AFAA step certified