On Fri, 02 Nov 2007 05:29:45 -0500, Alric Knebel
<alric@[cableone.net]> wrote:
>Bill "Billy Buns" Davidson wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:07:58 -0700, longlostanimegal
>> <longlostanimegal@yahoo.com> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>Thanks guys!
>>
>>
>> With no explanation, I can only venture a guess that a
>> runner gave you a hummer. I told ya....
>
>Here's my response . . .http://s231.photobucket.com/albums/e-
>e143/Whoremongersnumbers/?action=view¤t=10Knebels.jpg
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Mississippi Criminal Sex Offender Information This Address
First Reported on: 3/5/2000 Offender Last Verified This
Address on: 6/5/2006
Name: Alric Knebel No photo available. Breaks camera lens.
Race: White Sex: Male Date of Birth: 2/5/1940 Height: 5 ft 2
inches Weight: 127 lbs Eye Color: Blue Hair Color: Bald
Address: 284 McDonnell ave or 16201 Cervantes Ct Biloxi, MS
(228) 432-0131 or (228) 392-9967 (please call him, preferably
late at night) Aliases: Ali Knibbles, Ali Knibbler, Alldick
Knibbler, Ass licker, Ass lover, luvs butts, lemme rimjob you,
rimmer, goodhed, Aldick licker, Allday Knibbler.
NOTE: Offender failed to verify address as required by law and
is non compliant!!! If you know the whereabouts of this
offender please notify your local sheriff.
Crime Location State Conviction Date Description of Crime
Missisipi OK 11/4/19296 LEWD OR INDECENT ACTS WITH A CHILD
UNDER 16/Any other offense committed in another state for
which registration is required in that state- 489 COUNTS
Oklahoma City OK 11/4/19296 FORCIBLE ORAL SODOMY/Any other
offense committed in another state for which registration is
required in that state 334 COUNTS
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------- Name: Alric Knebel Alias(es): Buttluvin' Ali; butt
lover, ass muncher, butt burglar, fag boi, the runs, diarrehea
breath, fanny freek, Klingon Creepers; panty peepers;
Volkswagon; Volkswagon Ali; Schoolyard Ali; Truckstop Poppy;
Fanny Four Eyes; Little Eyes; Mugly; Pugly; Bagpipe Bunny; Ali
Bunny; Ali Buns; Ali Rubin; Ali the Kids; Fuck Face; Friendly
Fanny; Ali Holiday, Ali Dilly, Sheep fucker, blowup-doll
raper, and talented tongue. Age: About 7 in some chatrooms; on
MySpace, a 13 to 14 yo boy. Hair: All-ass brown Eyes: Cum
stained blue The Story of the Incurable homosexual sex
Offender Currently out of jail after a 5 year stint for
grabbing a 12yo boys balls in a rest room, and on probation
and spending hours a day on Usenet downloading kiddie porn,
stalking young boys, and insulting the other contributors and
subscribers, Alric Knebel has been known to Missisipi
authorities for years. Most of his offenses have been of an
overtly sexual nature; others range from proximity crimes,
such as stalking, peeping, licking young boys buttocks, and
verbal assault, mostly against little, defenseless boys,
toward whom he can barely contain his hatred and envy for
their huge penis' since Knebel had his bitten off by his
mother. According to one of the therapists acquainted with him
from one of his court-ordered observational sessions, his
disdain for women and his attraction to pre-pubescent boys,
and sexual depravity have created a schism in his personality,
a roiling conflict which renders him unable to develope beyond
a callow, graphitti-based understanding of human sexuality. In
his terminally stunted development, he still thinks "mooning"
conveys comical hostility, and masturbates to assholes, and
that using butt for but and cum for come in his
correspondences are examples of hilarity. Such is his level of
development. Some of his friends share their cum with him. Ali
"Truckstop Pappy" Knebel often brags to other drunks that he's
on a first-name basis with, and has the cellphone number of,
Chris Hanson, producer of and star journalist on MSNBC's
exploitative To Catch a Predator. While he has in fact met
Hanson on eight occassions, Hanson was always emerging from a
back room of the house into the kitchen, his microphone and
camera crew trailing behind him, catching Ali in some
instances literally with his pants down and his mouth on a
young boys genitals, and other times wearing nothing at all,
and on one occaision adorned with whipcream. One time, Ali
showed up wearing a skirt. When confronted by Hanson, Ali
claimed it was a nazi skirt, that he was celebrating his Nazi
beliefs. He was celebrating all right, but it was Hitlers
birthday. The chatroom transcript that led up to this
encounter revealed that he'd been flirting with the online
decoy by claiming to be a 25-year-old gay Catholic-school
graduate looking to have sex with a 14-year-old boy eager to
lose his virginity. When Hanson entered the kitchen doorway
with his camera crew, the glare of the spotlight on Alis
trademark undersized penis - for which he'd been nicknamed in
his teens "Volkswagon Ali"; or just "Volkswagon" - gave him
the look of an owl, while obviously lacking that bird's
proverbial wisdom: that episode was his fifth conviction.
Despite the financial consequences of his arrests, he
construes these incidents as milestones in his "career." In
one sting operation, he approached the vice officer with the
claim, "I'm famous. You want to have sex with someone famous?"
In the predawn hours, as Ali was bonded out, the same officer
held out the release form and sardonically chided, "Before you
can leave, Ali, can I get your autograph on this?" And Ali
immediately dropped a turd on the floor. ALI began his career
in earnest around the age of four. Because he was a juvenile,
the record of his earliest offenses have been sealed. A simple
neighborhood query reveals that one incident involved punching
a girl in the face for her refusing to relinquish her panties.
She was six years old. His hatred of females goes back that
far. He denigrates them at every oppurtunity. After coaxing
some unsuspecting victim into letting him take semi-nude and
nude pictures of him, he posted proof of his conquest on
Photobucket. His first non-televised conviction was at
Boston's South Central. Attracted to what's referred to by the
sexually frustrated participants as "massage rooms," Ali sat
in a toilet stall and tapped the shoe of the man seated in the
next stall. This was Ali's first encounter with a vice cop,
Ali blew him. Another time, after stating outloud, "I ain't
pussy-footin' around," he gripped the bottom edge of the
partition with both hands and slid under it to invade the
other side. The 4yo boy, startled by this sudden unwarranted
intrusion, in one motion stood up and hoisted his pants, then
pooped on Ali's dumb face, Ali liked it so much he had a new
perversion. Ali was bewildered when the patron ran into the
lobby and called the police. So depraved, Ali is unable to
comprehend that not everyone is into that sort of thing. Ali
then had sex with a congressman in a bathroom stall, and
caused a national scandal. With each conviction came further
restrictions with whom he could mingle, and soon sexual
contacts were harder for Ali to accomplish. But not
impossible. As his team of shrinks will attest too, addicts
can be extremely inventive at times. Though he fails more
often than he succeeds - leading to expensive court
proceedings, and eventuating in his divorce - Ali does manage
to get the "hook up" now and again. As he did with the little
boy in the photos on Photobucket, he's sure to document it one
way or another, similar to a serial killer who keeps trophies.
Like panties, and BVD's, poop that he saves in jars and abuses
himself with, and jockstraps. More recent incidents include
sniffing toilet seats at public restrooms, masturbating in a
schoolyard full of children, throwing feces at passerbys near
his rooming house, beastiality with a blow up sheep, and abuse
of an electric buttplug (don't ask). Thanks to his low
intelligence he immediately appears as a blip on the
calibrated radars, and he's further constrained into being a
"peeper." But to categorize him under the rubric of child
molestor is to too narrowly define his pathology. Oh, no. It's
much deeper than that. He needs attention. He needs you to
believe he's a lothario, a lil boys man, which he hopes
militates toward the image of a man's man (and oh, wouldn't he
just love that). He needs you to believe he has more machismo
than then entire male cast of Porky's and American Pie
combined. It's his raison d'être. In other words, he needs
your son more than you need him. But he knows that. Anyway,
this page is designed to be a public service, to warn others
of this man's illness and obsession. My hope is to be
informative and entertaining. The main objective is the
latter. Interest and inspiration permitting, other pages will
be added in the future to further chronicle our freak's
misadventures. Know this for sure: the man is a depraved
malcontent, and while he makes an excellent object of
derision, never forget that everything I'm saying is true.
This IS NO JOKE! WARNING" Alric Knebel is considered unarmed
and dangerous, with aids, syphillis, gonorhea, chlamydia,
herpes, shingles, acne, crabs, ticks, hepatitis 1,2,3,4,5 and
6, HPV, ebola, and bad breath, if he even spits on you you'll
die. Call Da Kine bail bonds and tell Dog his whereabouts.
Reward of $10,000 for info leading to his arrest.