Ed Conrad
Wed, Jun-20-07, 17:16
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< LATER BULLETIN
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< < By OSCAR SHAGNASTY < The Washington Pist < HERSHEY, Pa. --
Neurologists who performed an autopsy on Ed Conrad's brain
have determined the source of his problem but expressed regret
that they won't be able to fix it. "We've found that Conrad's
brain is much too close to his asshole," said Dr. Werner
Weener, head of the eight-man surgical team. "This, we feel,
explains why he acts as he does. "We've consulted the Urban
Dicktionary and it pinpoints the reason for Conrad's erratic
behavior, especially when he accuses evolutionists of being
brain- washed vested-interest pseudoscience zombies or insists
the Smithsonian experts are phonier than a four-dollar bill."
< This is what the Average Joe's brain looks like
http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2005/01/050111165229.jpg <
This is what Ed Conrad's brain looks like http://www.posiespl-
ace.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/spaghetti-tetrazzini.jpg <
The sophisticated Urban Dicktionary, used extensively in the
medical profession, can be found at:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole < <
MORE AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/ <
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< By NICHOLAS SWADE < The New York Tmes < WASHINGTON, D.C,
(Special)) -- Tthe National Academy of Sciences are performing
an autopsy on Ed Conrad's brain to determine why it is getting
so damn close to destroying the Theory of the Evolution. "I
know it's going to hurt," said Conrad, from his room (Room
418) at Hershey (Pa.) Medical Center this morning. "But I've
decided to have it done for the sake of science. "In any
event,, the very worse thing that can happen is that the
neurosurgeons make a mistake and I have to live out the rest
of my life as a babbling idiot. "I'm sure David Iain Greig,
moderator of talk.origins will lift the blackball that he put
on me because then I'll be right in company with the babbling
idiots posting there for years." < < MORE MORE MORE
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<
THE RETARD AND HIS DOG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/EdConrad&Blue.jpg <
For the complete article, see
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/0627/science/09ROSE.html <
============ Oh, No! Not This Shit Again! ================
<
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/manasoldemboss.gif
< < TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION < (Fossils
-- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins) < http://mysite.ve-
rizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/ManasOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Discoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MoreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TestResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG <
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< To prove they're the real McCoy: < < PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL
EMBEDDED IN SLATE <
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http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-012S.JPG <
Ed Conrad Man as Old as Coal AND Proof of Life After Death
http://www.edconrad.com <
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< < TIME TO CONSERVE INTERNET MEMORY Please keep all responses
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InfoTech Weekly Online (Wellington) New Zealand Herald
NewsRoom (Wellington) Otago Daily Times (Dunedin) Press, The
(Christchurch City) Wairarapa Times-Age Wellington Newspaers /
NZ Infotech Weekly
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Please Pray for Ed Conrad <
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< LATER BULLETIN
===========================.
< < By OSCAR SHAGNASTY < The Washington Pist < HERSHEY, Pa. --
Neurologists who performed an autopsy on Ed Conrad's brain
have determined the source of his problem but expressed regret
that they won't be able to fix it. "We've found that Conrad's
brain is much too close to his asshole," said Dr. Werner
Weener, head of the eight-man surgical team. "This, we feel,
explains why he acts as he does. "We've consulted the Urban
Dicktionary and it pinpoints the reason for Conrad's erratic
behavior, especially when he accuses evolutionists of being
brain- washed vested-interest pseudoscience zombies or insists
the Smithsonian experts are phonier than a four-dollar bill."
< This is what the Average Joe's brain looks like
http://www.sciencedaily.com/images/2005/01/050111165229.jpg <
This is what Ed Conrad's brain looks like http://www.posiespl-
ace.net/wp-content/uploads/2006/04/spaghetti-tetrazzini.jpg <
The sophisticated Urban Dicktionary, used extensively in the
medical profession, can be found at:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=asshole < <
MORE AS IT BECOMES AVAILABLE http://www.nurple.com/sideshow/ <
=========================
< By NICHOLAS SWADE < The New York Tmes < WASHINGTON, D.C,
(Special)) -- Tthe National Academy of Sciences are performing
an autopsy on Ed Conrad's brain to determine why it is getting
so damn close to destroying the Theory of the Evolution. "I
know it's going to hurt," said Conrad, from his room (Room
418) at Hershey (Pa.) Medical Center this morning. "But I've
decided to have it done for the sake of science. "In any
event,, the very worse thing that can happen is that the
neurosurgeons make a mistake and I have to live out the rest
of my life as a babbling idiot. "I'm sure David Iain Greig,
moderator of talk.origins will lift the blackball that he put
on me because then I'll be right in company with the babbling
idiots posting there for years." < < MORE MORE MORE
==========================.
<
THE RETARD AND HIS DOG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/EdConrad&Blue.jpg <
For the complete article, see
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/0627/science/09ROSE.html <
============ Oh, No! Not This Shit Again! ================
<
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/manasoldemboss.gif
< < TRUTH VS. THE MONUMENTAL LIE OF MAN'S EVOLUTION < (Fossils
-- SOME HUMAN -- Found Between Coal Veins) < http://mysite.ve-
rizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestHumanSkull.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/ManasOldasCoal.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Discoveries.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MoreFossils.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/HumanBrain.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/TestResults.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/OldestTool.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/Scorpion.jpg
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-013F.JPG <
=================
< To prove they're the real McCoy: < < PETRIFIED FOSSILS STILL
EMBEDDED IN SLATE <
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-002S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-003S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-006S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-007S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-009S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-010S.JPG
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/NewFossils/MVC-012S.JPG <
Ed Conrad Man as Old as Coal AND Proof of Life After Death
http://www.edconrad.com <
================================
< < TIME TO CONSERVE INTERNET MEMORY Please keep all responses
brief, no more than four-five lines. Cyberspace,
unfortunately, has been running on empty lately and no one
seems to know why. Kindly show some consideration for your
fellow man. < -- David Iain Greig, moderator of talk.origins <
A FEW NEWSPAPERS IN GREAT BRITAIN Bristol Evening Post
(Bristol) Cambridge Evening News (Cambridge) Coventry Evening
Telegraph (Coventry) Daily Record (Glasgow) The Daily
Telegraph (London) Derbyshire Evening Telegraph (Derby)
Evening Argus (Brighton) Evening Chronicle (Newcastle) Evening
Standard (London) Evening Telegraph Evening Times (Glasgow)
Express & Star (Wolverhampton) Financial Times (London)
Financial Times (U.S. mirror site) (London) Go2 Birmingham
(Grimsby) Grimsby Evening Telegraph (Birmingham) Guardian, The
(London) The Herald (Glasgow) Huddersfield Daily Examiner
(Huddersfield) Hull Daily Mail (Hull) Independent, The
(London) Jersey Evening Post, The (Channel Islands) The
Journal (Newcastle) Lancashire Evening Telegraph London
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(Portsmouth) Norfolk Now (Norfolk) Northampton Chronicle &
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Sunderland Echo (Sunderland) Telegraph, The (London) This is
Local London (London) The Times and Sunday Times (London) The
Sunday Times (London) West Sussex Observer (Chichester)
Western Mail, The (Cardiff) Yorkshire Evening Post (Leeds) A
FEW NEWSPAPERS IN CANADA Brandon Sun, The Brantford Expositor,
The (Brantford, Ontario) Brockville Recorder and Times Calgary
Herald (Calgary, Alberta) Calgary Sun, The Canada.com Canada
NewsWire (Ontario, Mississauga) Canadian Press and Broadcast
News Canoe - "Canadian Online Explorer" Cape Breton Post
(Sydney, Nova Scotia) Cranbrook Daily Townsman (Cranbrook,
British Columbia) Daily Gleaner Online (Fredericton, New
Brunswick) Daily Graphic (Portage La Prairie) Daily Herald
Tribune (Grande Prairie, Alberta) Daily Miner & News (Kenora)
Le Devoir (Quebec, Montreal) LeDroit (Ontario, Ottawa)
(French) Edmonton Journal (Edmonton, Alberta) Edmonton Sun,
The eye Weekly (Ontario, Toronto) First Perspective (Manitoba,
Scanterbury) Fort McMurray Today Gazette, The (Montreal)
Gazette, The (Ontario, London) Globe and Mail (Toronto,
Ontario) Halifax Herald Ltd. (Halifax, Nova Scotia) Hamilton
Spectator (Hamilton, Ontario) Le Soleil (Quebec City) (French)
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Ontario) La Tribune, Sherbrooke (French) Le Matin (Quebec)
(French) Le Quotidien (French) London Free Press (London,
Ontario) Merritt Herald (Merritt, British Columbia) Muse, The
(Newfoundland) National Post New Brunswick Times & Journal
(New Brunswick) New Winnipeg (Winnipeg) Niagara Falls Review
(Ontario, Niagara Falls) North Shore News (Vancouver, British
Columbia) Nunatsiaq News, The (Iqaluit) Oliver Chronicle
(Oliver, British Columbia) Ottawa Citizen Online (Ottawa,
Ontario) Ottawa Sun, The Owen Sound Sun Times (Owen Sound)
Peterborough Examiner (Peterborough) Plan? Qu?c (Quebec)
(French) Prince George Citizen Prince Rupert Daily News
(Prince Rupert, British Columbia) Quebec Chronicle-Telegraph,
The (Quebec) Record, The (British Columbia, Gold River) Regina
Leader-Post Saint John Telegraph Journal (Saint John) Sault
Star, The (Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario) Telegram, The
(Newfoundland, St. John's) Timmins Daily Press, The (Timmins,
Ontario) Toronto Star (Ontario, Toronto) Toronto Sun (Ontario,
Toronto) Vancouver Province (Vancouver, British Columbia)
Vancouver Sun (Vancouver, British Columbia) Western Producer
(Saskatoon) Windsor Star [Windsor, Ontario] Winnipeg Free
Press (Winnipeg, Manitoba) Whistler Pique Newsmagazine
(Whistler) < A FEW NEWSPAPERS IN MEXICO Cambio de Michoacan
(Michoacan) La Chronica de Hoy Diario de Chihuahua (Chihuahua,
Chihuahua) EL Diario de Yucatan (Merida) El Informador
(Guadalajara) El Informador (Jalisco, Guadalajara) El Siglo de
Torreon (Torre??Coah) Excelsior La Jornada (Mexico City) El
Norte El Sur de Campeche Reforma Tribuna de Campeche Universal
A FEW NEWSPAPERS IN AUSTRALIA Age, The (Victoria, Melbourne)
Australian Financial Review (Sydney) Australian, The (Sydney)
Border Mail, The (New South Wales, Albury) Bryon Shire Echo,
The (New South Wales, Byron Bay) Canberra Times (Canberra)
Courier Mall (Queensland) Cumberland Newspapers Daily
Telegraph (New South Wales) Gold Coast Bulletin, The
(Queensland) Herald Sun (Melbourne) Mercury, The (Tasmania,
Hobart) Sunday Herald Sun (Melbourne) Sunday Mail, The
(Queensland) Sunday Times, The Sunday Tasmanian, The
(Tasmania, Hobart) Sydney Morning Herald Sun (Sydney)
Warrnambool Standard (Victoria) Weekly Times, The (Victoria)
West Australian, The (Western Australia, Perth) A FEW
NEWSPAPERS IN NEW ZEALAND Allied Press Limited (Dunedin)
InfoTech Weekly Online (Wellington) New Zealand Herald
NewsRoom (Wellington) Otago Daily Times (Dunedin) Press, The
(Christchurch City) Wairarapa Times-Age Wellington Newspaers /
NZ Infotech Weekly
(cc) Sir Isaac Newton Johannes Keppler Ed Conrad Copernicus
Galilei Galileo Christopher Columbus Immanuel Velikovsky
Sir Jean-Paul Turcaud Plato Socrates Matthew, Mark, Luke
and Jack New York Times Daily News Post Newsday Newsweek
USA Today Wall Street Journal Time Nation War in Iraq
Heaven Hell ABC CBS NBC MSNBC People The Star Larry King
Larry Silverstein CNN Keith Olbermann Fox News Rupert
Murdoch PBS BBC Lou Dobbs Chris Matthews Brian Williams
Katie Couric Charles Gibson White House Billy Meier Fedez
Intelligent Design Bill Moyers Stephen Colbert Jon
Stewart Hubble UPS Stephen Hawking Evolution Charles
Darwin Rush Limbaugh Intelligent Design Matt Lauder Bill
Moyers UFO Penn State London News of the World New
England Journal of Medicine Bill Gates Bild Germany The
Sun London The View 60 Minutes Oprah Winfrey Rosie
O'Donnell Meet the Press Nightline Anderson Cooper
Christianity Hinduism Islam Judaism ACLU Buddhism Sikhism
American Association for the Advancement of Science
L'Osservatore Romano Vatican Pope Benedict Who Can't Hold
a Candle to Pope John XXIII Republican Tokyo Democrat
American Association of Physical Anthropology
Evolutionists History Discovery Channel Elvis
Philadelphia Inquirer National Enquirer Extraterrestrials
Roseanna Roseannadanna President Karl Rove Vice President
George Bush Dick Cheney 911 Conspiracy Judas Iscariot
Please Pray for Ed Conrad <