ED CONRAD'S PETRIFIED PENIS TO BE DISPLAYED AT SMITHSONIAN.

[Ed Conrad]

< After long last -- hell, it's been almost 25 years
--"experts" at the Smithsonian Institution agree that Ed
Conrad has a petrified penis. < It will be displayed in the
National Museum of Natural History, beginning at 11 a.m. on
Super Bowl Sunday. <
http://mysite.verizon.net/edconrad/FOSSILS/MVC-022S.JPG
http://www.penispharma.com/images/penis-anatomy.jpg <
Afterwards, the petrified human penis -- discovered between
coal veins and dated at 279,950,550 years -- will move in turn
to the natural history museums around the world as it
continues to tie a noose around the neck of the theory of
man's evolution.. < IMPORTANT NOTE: Pedophiles will not be
admitted unless accompanied by their parents.. <
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> NATURAL HISTORY MUSEUMS JUMPING FOR JOY
Academy of Natural Sciences of Philadelphia Alaska Museum of
Natural History Alaska State Museums, Juneau, Alaska Albany
Museum, Rhodes University, Grahamston, South Africa The
Raymond M. Alf Museum of Paleontology, Claremont, Calif
American Museum of Natural History, New York City, New York
Arizona-Sonora Desert Museum Australian Museum Online
Australian National Botanical Garden Berkeley Natural History
Museums consortium, Berkeley, California Bernice Bishop
Museum, Honolulu, Hawaii Bob Campbell Geology Museum, Clemson
University Buena Vista Museum of Natural History Burke Museum,
University of Washington, Seattle The California Academy of
Sciences Canadian Museum of Nature Carnegie Museum of Natural
History, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania Centennial Museum,
University of Texas at El Paso The Notebaert Nature Museum,
Chicago, Illinois Chula Vista Nature Center, Chula Vista,
California Cincinnati Museum Center, Cincinnati, Ohio City of
Santa Cruz Museum of Natural History Cleveland Museum of
Natural History, Cleveland, Ohio College of Eastern Utah
Prehistoric Museum Connecticut State Museum of Natural History
Cumberland Lodge, Museum, and Center for Leadership Studies,
Williamsburg, Kentucky Dallas Museum of Natural History Denver
Museum of Nature & Science, Denver, Colorado Johnston Geology
Museum, Emporia, Kansas Essig Museum of Entomology, University
of California, Berkeley Fernbank Museum of Natural History,
Atlanta, Georgia Fick Fossil and History Museum, Oakley,
Kansas The Field Museum of Natural History, Chicago Finnish
Museum of Natural History: Botanical Museum The Florida Museum
of Natural History Georgia Museum of Natural History Harvard
Museum of Natural History Haus der Natur, Cismar, Germany Haus
der Natur, Salzburg, Austria The High Desert Museum, Bend,
Oregon Honolulu Community College Dinosaur Exhibit, Honolulu,
Hawaii Hooper Virtual Paleontological Museum, Canada Houston
Museum of Natural Science Humboldt State University Natural
History Museum, Humboldt, California Hunterian Museum and Art
Gallery, Glasgow, Scotland Illinois Natural History Survey
Illinois State Museum Institute of Systematics, Evolution of
Animals, Polish Academy of Sciences Kansas University Natural
History Museum, Lawrence, Kansas Los Angeles County Museum of
Natural History Louisiana State University Museum of Natural
Science Manchester Museum, University of Manchester, England
Massachusetts Museum of Natural History, University of
Massachusetts Milwaukee Public Museum, Milwaukee, Wisconsin
Missouri Botanical Garden Monterey Bay Aquarium, Monterey,
California Montshire Museum of Science, Norwich, Vermont Musée
de Minéralogie, Êcole des Mines, Paris Musée d'Histoire
Naturelle, Fribourg, Switzerland Musée National d'Histoire
Naturelle, Paris, France Musée National d'Histoire
Naturelle,Luxembourg Muséum d'Histoire Naturelle de Genève
(Natural History), Geneva Museo di Storia Naturale di Firenze,
Firenze (Florence), Italy Museo di Storia Naturale
dell'Università di Pisa, Italy Museo Mundo de Ambar, Santo
Domingo, Dominican Republic Museo Nacional de Ciencias
Naturales de Madrid Museo Tridentino di Scienze Naturali,
Trento, Italy Museon, Den Haag (The Hague), Netherlands Museum
of Natural History - Cormack Planetarium, Providence, RI
Museums of Natural History, University of Copenhagen, Denmark
Museum of Natural Sciences, Brussels, Belgium Museum of
Southwestern Biology, University of New Mexico Museum of
Vertebrate Zoology, University of California, Berkeley Museum
of Victoria, Melbourne, Australia National Museum of Natural
History, Smithsonian Institution Washington, DC National
Museum of Natural History: Naturalis, Leiden, Netherlands The
Natural History Museum, Berne, Switzerland The Natural History
Museum, London Natuurhistorisch Museum Maastricht, The
Netherlands Natuurmuseum Rotterdam, The Netherlands
Neanderthal Museum, Mettmann, Germany New England Aquarium,
Boston, Massachusetts The New Mexico Museum of Natural History
and Science The New York State Museum Nichols Arboretum,
University of Michigan North Carolina Museum of Life and
Science The North Carolina State Museum of Natural Sciences
Nova Scotia Museum The Oakland Museum of California, Oakland,
California The Oklahoma Biological Survey Oklahoma Museum of
Natural History Pacific Grove Museum of Natural History,
Monterey County, Cal. Paleontological Museum, University of
Oslo, Norway The Peabody Museum of Natural History, Yale
University Pratt Museum of Natural History, Amherst College
Provincial Museum of Alberta, Edmonton, Alberta, Canada The
Rankin Museum of American and Natural History The Raptor
Center, University of Minnesota Redpath Museum, McGill
University, Montréal, Qué., Canada The Royal British Columbia
Museum The Royal Ontario Museum (ROM), Toronto The Royal
Tyrrell Museum of Paleontology, Alberta, Canada San Diego
Natural History Museum, San Diego, California Santa Barbara
Museum of Natural History Satrosphere , Aberdeen, Scotland
Senckenberg Natural History Museum, Frankfurt, Germany Sierra
College Natural History Museum The Smithsonian Institution,
National Museum of Natural History St. Louis Science Center
Staatliches Museum für Naturkunde, Stuttgart, Germany State
Darwin Museum, Moscow, Russia Birch Aquarium-Museum, Scripps
Institute of Oceanography Sternberg Museum of Natural History
Stoke-on-Trent City Museum Mayborn Museum Complex, Baylor
University The Swedish Museum of Natural History Tallahassee
Museum of History and Natural Science Tate Geological Museum,
Casper, Wyoming The Tennessee Aquarium, Chattanooga, Tennessee
The Texas Memorial Museum, University of Texas at Austin
Teylers Museum, Haarlem, The Netherlands University of Alaska
Museum, Fairbanks, Alaska University of Alberta Museum of
Zoology University of California Museum of Paleontology
University of Colorado Museum of Natural History University of
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of Zoology University of Michigan Exhibit Museum of Natural
History University of Nebraska State Museum, Lincoln, Nebraska
University of Oregon Museum of Natural History University of
Washington Fish Collection University of Wisconsin-Madison
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Vanderbilt Museum, Centerport, Long Island, New York The
Virginia Living Museum, Newport News, Virginia Virginia Marine
Science Museum, Hampton Roads, Virginia Virginia Museum of
Natural History Virginia Museum of Natural History, Virginia
Tech branch Voralberger Naturschau Dornbirn, Dornbirn, Austria
Worldwide Museum of Natural History Wyoming Dinosaur Center,
Thermopolis, Wyoming Zoological Museum of University of
Amsterdam, Netherlands Zoological Museum of the University of
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[Foolsrushi]

Evolution is a midless game in which there is always an
explanation but

never a reason. Trespassing on mine, and more importantly,
Russell's and Whitehead's territory, it has overtaken physics,
leading by an obvious process of deduction to the bicycle, the
camera, the MP3 player, the invention of the camel, the sock,
and electricians who charge twits $60 for changing a fuse. It
is a lot of scientifically sanctifed shit. Its practioners are
proud of their achievements, for example, the invention of the
wheel and the evolution of the door knob,

leading eventually to the inventtion of the door It is a lot
of unsmart

crap which anybody who had heard of sociobilogy would
obviously instantly reject. Never mind Goedel or Penrose -
epiphenomenal nonsenses, both of them. Rampant reductionism
led Wittengenstein to think you had, somehow, to climb up to
the point where, for example, you could write 'Philosophical
Investigations'.- down, I should have thought! The nonsense of
it all is that he is dead, and that Russell was driven to
wonder: 'Does the thought require a thinker?' Its premise

is that the motor-car came before the motor car engine, and in
summation the cart came before the horse. In consideration of
any kind or quality of life, it is an ideoillogical landscape
inhabited by twits and fuckwits.

And what is wrong with Ed Conrad. That's easy: he is an
independent mind!

And that is the end of that! Or would be if people were
really bright!
--
'foolsrushin.'

In Part 2, I shall trace the history of the invention of the
sock.