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Thu, Mar-24-05, 06:15
From: "Robert Cohen" <notmilk@e...> Date: Tue Feb 22, 2005
11:40 am Subject: Dicey Rice
Dicey Rice
"How many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just
doesn't see?" -Bob Dylan, 1962
Ventria Pharmaceutical company has genetically engineered
human genes into grains. Ventria has combined human lysozyme
with rice, and have applied to the United States Department of
agriculture for permits to plant 204 acres of their
genetically modified organism (GMO) this spring in Missouri.
One unforeseen problem with new GMO crops is that the winds
spread new genes to other plants producing unexpected results.
Dylan sang, "The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind..."
Ventria attempted to plant their human/rice crop in California
in the Spring of 2004, but the publicity and subsequent
protest uprooted their plans. This time, their strategy is to
keep things low key. Very few Americans are aware of what is
going on. That is, until this very moment.
In 2002, a team of researchers determined that this new
science fiction rice had antibiotic-like properties when fed
to baby chickens. Their work was published in the Journal of
Nutrition (2002, 132: 1214-1218).
The Missouri Department of Agriculture awaits your comments.
Please take this opportunity to show the "Show Me" state that
human DNA should not be implanted into rice.
Email: aginfo@m... Attn: Fred Ferrell, Director
Imagine the consequences?
Combine one part rice with Condoleezza, and you'll produce a
hybrid plant the forever seeks out weapons of mass destruction
that go snap, crackle, and pop.
Combine one part rice with John Kerry and you get a bitter
grain with Heinz-sight.
Combine one part rice with Supreme Court Justice Clarence
Thomas, and you get a grain with a soft black exterior
containing a hard white interior.
Combine one part rice with one part Donald Rumsfeld and the
outside of the grain has an easily penetrable exterior coating
that you have, not a coating that you wish for.
Combine one part rice with one part Bill Clinton, and you end
up with the plant kingdom version of Cialis.
Combine one part rice with Bill gates, and you create a
virtually inedible rice. Each grain requires 64 bytes.
Combine one part rice with Barry Bonds, and you create a new
grain that denies it was genetically engineered.
Robert Cohen http://www.notmilk.com
11:40 am Subject: Dicey Rice
Dicey Rice
"How many times can a man turn his head, Pretending he just
doesn't see?" -Bob Dylan, 1962
Ventria Pharmaceutical company has genetically engineered
human genes into grains. Ventria has combined human lysozyme
with rice, and have applied to the United States Department of
agriculture for permits to plant 204 acres of their
genetically modified organism (GMO) this spring in Missouri.
One unforeseen problem with new GMO crops is that the winds
spread new genes to other plants producing unexpected results.
Dylan sang, "The answer my friend, is blowing in the wind..."
Ventria attempted to plant their human/rice crop in California
in the Spring of 2004, but the publicity and subsequent
protest uprooted their plans. This time, their strategy is to
keep things low key. Very few Americans are aware of what is
going on. That is, until this very moment.
In 2002, a team of researchers determined that this new
science fiction rice had antibiotic-like properties when fed
to baby chickens. Their work was published in the Journal of
Nutrition (2002, 132: 1214-1218).
The Missouri Department of Agriculture awaits your comments.
Please take this opportunity to show the "Show Me" state that
human DNA should not be implanted into rice.
Email: aginfo@m... Attn: Fred Ferrell, Director
Imagine the consequences?
Combine one part rice with Condoleezza, and you'll produce a
hybrid plant the forever seeks out weapons of mass destruction
that go snap, crackle, and pop.
Combine one part rice with John Kerry and you get a bitter
grain with Heinz-sight.
Combine one part rice with Supreme Court Justice Clarence
Thomas, and you get a grain with a soft black exterior
containing a hard white interior.
Combine one part rice with one part Donald Rumsfeld and the
outside of the grain has an easily penetrable exterior coating
that you have, not a coating that you wish for.
Combine one part rice with one part Bill Clinton, and you end
up with the plant kingdom version of Cialis.
Combine one part rice with Bill gates, and you create a
virtually inedible rice. Each grain requires 64 bytes.
Combine one part rice with Barry Bonds, and you create a new
grain that denies it was genetically engineered.
Robert Cohen http://www.notmilk.com